Complications MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Weekend Surgery Squad

Hospitals, weekend surgery, weekend effect, risk of death, surgery outcomes

so, like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u suddenly find urself in the middle of a crazy operation room. but wait, there’s a twist! the surgeons are actually minecraft characters and they’re operating on u to make u the ultimate minecraft player!

we call it the “weekend effect” cuz that’s when all the magic happens on our server. u gotta undergo surgery just before the weekend to unlock all the hidden powers and abilities. it’s like a secret ritual that only the bravest players can handle.

but beware, cuz with great power comes great risk! u might not make it out alive, but hey, at least u’ll have a killer story to tell all ur minecraft friends. so come join us and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might just become the next minecraft legend!

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BabyRageVillage

heartbroken, imposing, BabyRageVillage, neighbours, Complications

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can help out with virtual newborns? Well, on this server, we have a special feature where you can offer to help your neighbors with their pixelated babies! Just like in real life, you can hear the baby screaming all hours of the day and night, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

Imagine the joy of offering to give your virtual neighbors a break from their virtual newborn. And don’t worry about sounding condescending, because on this server, everyone is just here to have a good time. Plus, if you don’t care about virtual babies screaming, then this is the perfect server for you!

Join now and be a part of this wacky virtual neighborhood where you can help out with newborns and have a blast doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and crazy?

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MeaslyCraft: RIP Anti-Vaxxers!

Measles Vaccine, Symptoms, 2015, vaccination, united states

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDIN’ A UNICORN!

WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!

PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

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Nephew-Free Zone: SIL’s Mom Edition

tough situation, verbal fight, abandonment, Complications, mother-in-law

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and crazy in-laws! Join us for a fun and relaxing experience away from all the wh*re-calling, conservative, judgmental relatives.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with no annoying mother-in-laws to criticize your every move. Explore our vast world and create your own peaceful oasis, free from verbal fights and unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 😉

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Flu-Neuro Kids: 50X Fun!

Movement Disorders, pediatric, Complications, 50X, FluNeuro

lol u ever play on a minecraft server where the mobs are actually brain surgeons? well, u just found it! come join us on this epic server where the zombies will diagnose ur flu symptoms and the creepers will give u a neurologic exam.

if u have underlying neurologic conditions like seizures or meningitis, this is the place for u! our mobs have been trained to handle all ur special needs. they’ll even throw u a party if u have altered mental status or movement disorders.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the medical bills u’ll rack up from all the brain surgeries.

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Blocky Belly Bug Bash

gut problems, Risk, Covid-19, Medical, research

so, like, you know how covid-19 is like, super lame and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, we got so much fun and craziness that you’ll forget all about that stupid virus! join us and you’ll never have to worry about gut problems because we’ll keep you laughing so hard, your stomach will hurt from all the fun! plus, we have this one player who built a toilet that actually flushes in the game – like, how insane is that?! come join us and experience the most gut-busting, hilarious minecraft server ever!

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MysticCraft Kingdom 1.20.4

insulin production, Kingdom, lifestyle changes, medical checkup, 1.20.4

Yo, bro, forget about your health problems and come join our Minecraft server! We got so much sugary sweet fun, you’ll forget all about your blood sugar levels!

We’ve got pixelated cakes and cookies galore waiting for you to indulge in, who needs insulin when you can have virtual desserts for days?

Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be running around mining and building like a madman, burning off all those extra sugar calories.

Forget about your worries and come join us, where being prediabetic is just another reason to play Minecraft all day!

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BabyShowerDramaCraft

Pain, husband, Comments.., sister, Attention

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws and drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape the madness and just have fun building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother-in-law crashing your baby shower and causing chaos. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect nursery for your virtual baby and enjoying a peaceful gaming experience.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will have your back if anyone tries to start trouble. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

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Momma’s Minecraft Escape

Complications, breast cancer, sick mom, Chemo, compromise

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family time and support? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the importance of being there for loved ones, especially during tough times.

Just like how you want to be there for your mom during her battle with cancer, we want to be there for you in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or just need a shoulder to lean on.

And hey, if your husband can take two weeks off to visit his sick grandma overseas, then you deserve at least three days to be with your mom. On our server, we believe in fair treatment for all players, no matter the situation.

So come join us and let’s build a supportive and caring Minecraft community together. Who knows, maybe your mom will even join us and kick some blocky butt!

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CraftyCervixCure

CraftyCervixCure, precancerous treatment, HPV16, medical breakthrough, therapeutic vaccine

Hey yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis server is like a therapeutic vaccine for your boring gaming life! We be targeting all dem high-grade noobs and inducing regression in their lame skills.

If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).

So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy

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