Just a Friend? Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP this side of the digital universe, where all your wildest pixelated dreams come true! 🥳✨ Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us, even if your pet goldfish just got divorced (and trust me, that’s a big deal in the fish community).

Enderman Dating Service: Ever wanted to date an Enderman? Well, you can’t, but you can watch others try! We’ve set up a whole matchmaking service for players who think they can date that tall, dark, and mysterious guy with the purple eyes! Watch as they teleport away before you can even say “I’m not a human snack!” 😂
The Drama Llama Tribe: Forget about your boring lives and join the Llama Tribe where we scream at clouds and throw carrots at each other for fun. You’ll get a fancy llama costume (it’s made of 100% recycled dirt, very eco-friendly!) and hear thousands of thrilling tales about the llama who once beat the Ender Dragon in a staring contest. No one believed it happened, but we all totally saw it, right? 😱🐕
Creeper Karaoke Night: We’re throwing a weekly event where you can sing your heart out (and get blown to smithereens by a creeper, but that’s part of the fun!). Ever heard a creeper sing “I Will Survive”? Let me tell you, it’s like fireworks for your ears! Boom! 💣 🎤 You’ll definitely want to join us for the chaos and awkward pauses!
Epic Balloon Animal Wars: Every Sunday, we craft majestic balloon animals (like a life-sized Steve balloon) and then, uh, we kind of… uh.. battle them. NOBODY knows why but last week five players got stuck in a rising hot air balloon that was made from a giant wolf. Trust me, you’ll want to be here when the skies turn red and we launch attacks with rubber chickens!
"They’re Just a Friend" Cult: Join our secret club where we constantly argue about whether the cute villager with the glasses is just a friend or if there’s something else brewing. Rumor has it, players have spent HOURS dissecting the villager’s emotions. One guy even tried to propose with a diamond pickaxe. Spoiler: it didn’t go well. 😂💔
Nether Sojourns for Snacks: Forget brewing potions; we’re brewing snacks in the Nether! Pizza? Probably made of lava. Tacos? One bite and you get instant fire resistance (but also some third-degree burns). You haven’t truly lived until you’ve tasted a Ghast Sandwich, which is, uh, made with real ghasts. Only 10% chances of explosions when eating!

If any of this sounds bonkers and chaotic (that’s because it IS!), then you’re exactly who we want! Join us in defying the laws of reality, crafting broken friendships, and raising mini zombies together! Who knows, you might just find love…or a strangely charming Enderman. 🤷‍♂️💕

So grab your pickaxe and let the madness begin! This server ain’t gonna join itself, right? Come on down and be a part of the most ridiculous tales ever spun in pixels! 🥴💚

GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!

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lol join our server where gravestones are so wacky you gotta do a little dance on top of the dead to read them. it’s like a game of twister but with corpses. who knew death could be so fun? come join us for a wild time and see if you can decipher the messages on the gravestones without falling into the grave yourself. it’s a real hoot!

Crafter’s Memory Loss Server

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hey u! ya u! u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u gotta join this one cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama wearing a top hat! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what day it is!

our server is like a brain with alzheimer’s, always changing and surprising u with new adventures! just like those long COVID patients, our server will keep u on ur toes and make u feel like u never know what’s coming next!

join us now and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a diamond the size of ur head! oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? yeah, u heard right, CAKE! so come on over and let’s have the time of our lives!

SpongeCraft: Where even the squids have a say in town meetings! Now with Teralith and 1.21!

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SpongeCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Towny & Resource World	Two worlds – one with Towny claims and another for free exploration with custom terrain & villages
Keep Inventory	Toggleable keep inventory with small death tax
Custom Enchantments	Upgrade your items with custom enchantments and relics
Shop	Player shops, auction houses, and server shop for all your goods
Fun Activities	Events, parkour, minigames & more to keep you entertained
Ranking System	Unique ranking system with personalized perks
Cosmetics	Fun cosmetics that can be acquired without purchasing
Jobs	Custom level-up perks with available jobs
Crates	Survival and vote crates with various rewards
Community	Friendly community & staff team to assist with your needs

About Us:

SpongeCraft is a close-knit and active server community with a focus on building, community, and projects. With a friendly and inclusive atmosphere, players of all ages and backgrounds are welcomed to join and make new friends. Active Discord, frequent events, and constant updates make for an engaging experience for all.

Rules:

No griefing, trolling, or ruining gameplay for others
No hacking or unfair advantages
Keep chat PG-13 friendly

Important Links:

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: Simply enter the server IP PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET
Q: Can I keep my inventory when I die?: A: Yes, keep inventory is toggleable with a small death tax if kept on
Q: Are there custom enchantments for items?: A: Yes, there are custom enchantments and relics available
Q: Can I trade and shop with other players?: A: Yes, there are player shops, auction houses, and a server shop for trading goods
Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?: A: Events include parkour challenges, minigames, and even real-life prizes like gift cards
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, rules include no griefing, hacking, or inappropriate behavior

MineTaleCraft Server – /utg/ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is an Alley Gator! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and outrageous adventures.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond imagination. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamond armor!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to mine too greedily. So join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely pixel in a vast Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Our two resident AIs, Bob and Steve, are here to shower you with love and attention 24/7. They’ll even build you a virtual cake if you ask nicely!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!

ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being pressured to follow a boring career path? Want to escape the judgmental eyes of your family and teachers? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest dreams without anyone telling you what to do!

Join us and create your own military base, where you can train to be a fearless soldier without anyone questioning your choices. No more awkward family dinners or disappointing looks from your sister – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story!

Forget about math and engineering – on our server, the only numbers you need to worry about are your kill count and XP level. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone that you’re not just a gamer, you’re a warrior in the making!

PeanutButterCraft

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Looking for a server where bratty behavior is not tolerated? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of entitlement and tantrums, just like Penelope!

We promise outrageous drama like never before – from throwing phones to demanding sushi from a pizza place, our server is the place to be for all the chaos. And don’t worry, we have plenty of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for those who can’t make up their minds!

Join now and experience the thrill of serving dinner to ungrateful guests who cry over pizza. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Come on in and see if you can handle the madness!

LostLoveGoneSMP – Coping with Creeper Explosions

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like you’ve lost someone special in the process? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a support group for all those who have lost precious ores and valuable items in tragic mining accidents. Join us as we come together to mourn our losses and find strength in numbers to conquer the caves once again!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine haunts our server, stealing items and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and reclaim what is rightfully yours? Join now and embark on a quest to banish Herobrine once and for all, all while making new friends and building epic structures along the way.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see where the adventure takes you. Who knows, you might just find that the losses you’ve suffered in the past were just stepping stones to an even greater treasure-filled future!

BlockyBunk: Where Creepers Are Actually Friendly

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Remember when your mom told you that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach? Well, she was wrong about that, just like she was wrong about this Minecraft server being just like any other server out there.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by a herd of zombie llamas.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that can fly you to the edge of the Minecraft world and back.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

TrashCraft: Self-Destructing Fun!

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of FUN and MADNESS. like, we got this new ‘living plastic’ that self-destructs once it’s thrown away, how INSANE is that? imagine building a house out of this stuff and then BOOM it explodes when u try to get rid of it. it’s like a real-life action movie in minecraft, except u get to respawn and do it all over again. join now for the wildest ride of ur life, u won’t regret it (maybe).