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  • Just a Friend? Minecraft SMP

    Just a Friend? Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP this side of the digital universe, where all your wildest pixelated dreams come true! 🥳✨ Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us, even if your pet goldfish just got divorced (and trust me, that’s a big deal in the fish community).

      • Enderman Dating Service: Ever wanted to date an Enderman? Well, you can’t, but you can watch others try! We’ve set up a whole matchmaking service for players who think they can date that tall, dark, and mysterious guy with the purple eyes! Watch as they teleport away before you can even say “I’m not a human snack!” 😂

      • The Drama Llama Tribe: Forget about your boring lives and join the Llama Tribe where we scream at clouds and throw carrots at each other for fun. You’ll get a fancy llama costume (it’s made of 100% recycled dirt, very eco-friendly!) and hear thousands of thrilling tales about the llama who once beat the Ender Dragon in a staring contest. No one believed it happened, but we all totally saw it, right? 😱🐕

      • Creeper Karaoke Night: We’re throwing a weekly event where you can sing your heart out (and get blown to smithereens by a creeper, but that’s part of the fun!). Ever heard a creeper sing “I Will Survive”? Let me tell you, it’s like fireworks for your ears! Boom! 💣 🎤 You’ll definitely want to join us for the chaos and awkward pauses!

      • Epic Balloon Animal Wars: Every Sunday, we craft majestic balloon animals (like a life-sized Steve balloon) and then, uh, we kind of… uh.. battle them. NOBODY knows why but last week five players got stuck in a rising hot air balloon that was made from a giant wolf. Trust me, you’ll want to be here when the skies turn red and we launch attacks with rubber chickens!

      • "They’re Just a Friend" Cult: Join our secret club where we constantly argue about whether the cute villager with the glasses is just a friend or if there’s something else brewing. Rumor has it, players have spent HOURS dissecting the villager’s emotions. One guy even tried to propose with a diamond pickaxe. Spoiler: it didn’t go well. 😂💔

      • Nether Sojourns for Snacks: Forget brewing potions; we’re brewing snacks in the Nether! Pizza? Probably made of lava. Tacos? One bite and you get instant fire resistance (but also some third-degree burns). You haven’t truly lived until you’ve tasted a Ghast Sandwich, which is, uh, made with real ghasts. Only 10% chances of explosions when eating!

    If any of this sounds bonkers and chaotic (that’s because it IS!), then you’re exactly who we want! Join us in defying the laws of reality, crafting broken friendships, and raising mini zombies together! Who knows, you might just find love…or a strangely charming Enderman. 🤷‍♂️💕

    So grab your pickaxe and let the madness begin! This server ain’t gonna join itself, right? Come on down and be a part of the most ridiculous tales ever spun in pixels! 🥴💚

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  • Sandwhich Craft

    Sandwhich Craft

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    About us: Sandwhich Craft is a Economy Survival Minecraft server made in 2024 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what tasks they wish to do and therefore make their lives easier.

    We offer: > Ranks > Player Shops > Events > Land-Claim > No P2W

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  • Welcome to “MCSugars” where you can mine diamonds, build epic bases, and warp your way to sugary success!

    Welcome to “MCSugars” where you can mine diamonds, build epic bases, and warp your way to sugary success!

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    MCSugars Server Overview

    IP mcsugars.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8

    MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance).

    You can also project your land with land claiming and create player warps for other players to come visit! You can also create chest shops at your warp and sell high demand items and try become the richest!

    World border: 50000

    Map size: 10,000,000,000 blocks

    Bedrock Information

    Bedrock IP bedrock.mcsugars.com
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ

    What type of server is MCSugars?

    MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy and land claiming features.

    How can I interact with other players on the server?

    You can create player warps and chest shops to interact and trade with other players.

    What is the world border size?

    The world border is set at 50000 blocks.

    Is there a separate Bedrock server for MCSugars?

    Yes, there is a Bedrock server with the IP bedrock.mcsugars.com and port 19132.

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  • MinePhase – ConnectCraft Server

    MinePhase – ConnectCraft Server

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    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Nap Queen, and Hakushika the Dancing Deer.

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Build your own pixelated paradise and battle creepers with Pipkin Pippa, the Queen of Pranks.

    But beware of Dizzy Dokuro, the Skeleton Jester who will try to tickle your funny bone with his bone-chilling jokes. And don’t forget about Jelly Hoshiumi, the Star Sailor who will guide you through the galaxy of giggles.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for Kaneko Lumi, the Pixel Picasso who will turn your builds into masterpieces with a flick of her paintbrush.

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  • MadmanCraft SMP – “I Can’t Believe It, The Madman Actually Did It”

    MadmanCraft SMP – “I Can’t Believe It, The Madman Actually Did It”

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the boundaries of reality and sanity are constantly being pushed to their limits. Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Join us if you dare, as we have a player who has somehow managed to tame a herd of explosive llamas and now rides them into battle against unsuspecting mobs. And let’s not forget about the mysterious player who has built an entire roller coaster that leads straight into the fiery pits of the Nether – talk about a thrill ride!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who have somehow learned how to wield swords. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the chaos and mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

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  • WeddingDressWars Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressWars Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn tragic stories into hilarious adventures! Join now for a chance to witness the craziest weddings you’ve ever seen!

    Ever wanted to see a player wear a wedding dress from a canceled wedding? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the joy of a sister wearing her old wedding dress to her brother’s wedding. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    Watch as family drama unfolds and emotions run high as we navigate through the ultimate wedding planning experience. From empty chairs to memorial tables, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget the father-daughter dance – it’s a must-see!

    Join now and witness the chaos as we try to make sense of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • ShirtlessSituations

    ShirtlessSituations

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family gatherings like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about uncomfortable encounters with your wife’s friends.

    On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one will ever ask you to take your shirt off (unless you want them to, of course). Our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or cry in the bathroom.

    Join now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama. Plus, we have a strict no-shirtless-older-ladies policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about inappropriate comments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

    CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!

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  • CraftyVenezFraudProof

    CraftyVenezFraudProof

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    u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

    so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

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  • KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

    KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

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    join our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.

    not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.

    so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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