Completely – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyGrandpaJr
ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset
Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.
On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

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Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP
Completely, Conspiracy, Deception, elon musk, Elon’s mask, Elon’s secret, Elon’s true face, Elons, hoax, internet, mask, Minecraft, online buzz., Reveal, ruse, Shocking.., smp, social media, Surprise, trending topic, truth revealed, twitter, unexpected, viral
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
Absurd, absurd law, AbsurdLaw4Day, BIZARRE, Completely, Create, Day, everyone, FANTASY, follow, funny, humor, hypothetical, imagination, law, Minecraft, outlandish, rule, silly, smp, temporary, temporary law, UNUSUAL
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.
One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!
But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.
If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

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Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server
attractiveness, beauty standards, body shaming, bullying, Completely, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Minecraft, Misogyny, Nowadays, objectification, online harassment, self esteem, Server, social norms, socially, societal expectations, societal pressure, toxic behavior, Women
Tired of getting bullied by mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only bullying you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house! No judgment here, just fun and games in a world where everyone is equal – except for those pesky skeletons, they’re always causing trouble. So why deal with mean girls when you can join us and build a world where the only thing getting blown up is your creativity? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

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WWE have completely ruined Walter for me Minecraft SMP
badass, Bill Goldberg, Character development, Completely, favorite wrestler, heel turn, Minecraft, Monster, no-nonsense, professional wrestling, Randy Orton, ruined, smartass, smp, snarky, Stoic, troll heel, Walter, wrestling community, wrestling company, wrestling fans, wwe, WWE creative
Are you tired of boring, predictable wrestling storylines? Join our Minecraft SMP where Walter has transformed from a stoic badass into a snarky smartass troll! Watch out for his signature move, the “Retard Slam” inspired by Randy Orton’s dad. Who needs Bill Goldberg when you have Walter bringing the chaos in our server? Join now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

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MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP
Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case
Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!
Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.
And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

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Minecraft SMP: JustWatchedThisCraft
40 years, animation, art direction, brought back, Completely, Disney, Good, HOLY SHIT, Japan, Just watched, JustWatchedThisCraft, looks so good, Minecraft, Mogs, Renaissance, smp, stagnated, Watched
Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience a world so epic, it makes the Renaissance look like a finger painting class! Our animation and art direction are so on point, it’ll make Disney question their life choices. It’s like we took animation, put it in a time machine, and brought it back to the future with a vengeance. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this mind-blowing journey through pixels and blocks. Trust us, Japan ain’t got nothing on us!

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HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!
blasphemy, blocks, Christian beliefs, Christian culture, christian faith, Christian reaction, Christian values, CHRISTIANS, Completely, controversial statement, controversy, FAITH, faith-based response, Holycraft, LOSE, lose their shit, moral outrage., OFFENDED, Outrage, Religion, religious community, religious offense, religious sensitivity, sensitive topic, smp
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

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RunDestroyer Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills? Look no further, because our server is here to DESTROY your expectations (literally)! Join us if you dare to face off against crazy challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Our community is filled with wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank you, troll you, and make you question your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us DESTROY your run completely (in the most hilarious way possible)!

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Pandora Smp S3: Where we pretend to be blocky characters and completely ignore square brackets

alliances, application, blocky, Brackets, Characters, colonial empire, Completely, End.., enemies, global peace, ignore, lone wolf, Minecraft, nation, Nether, neutral, Overworld, PANDORA, Peaceful, Possibilities, power, PRETEND, Revolutions, Server, shadows, smp, Square, Survival, Whitelist

PANDORA SMP SEASON 3
WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY
⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power!
⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire!
⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows!
⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace!

Details

1.21 Survival
Unique Overworld, Nether and End!
Whitelist and Application
Hundreds of active Players
Perfectly optimised to minimize lag
Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!
Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more…
Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs*

It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! ** There is a lot left to be done… The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!

FAQ

1. Can I join the server as a solo player?

Yes, you can join as a solo player and choose your own path in the world of Pandora SMP. However, forming alliances with other players or creating nations can enhance your gameplay experience.

2. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided and follow the instructions in the whitelist application channel.

3. Are there any rules in the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming environment for all players. The rules are listed in the Discord server and the staff members can provide guidance if needed.

4. What kind of events can I expect in the server?

The server is filled with various events such as wars, alliances, lore-based roleplaying events, and more. These events add depth and excitement to the gameplay experience.

5. Is there a tutorial or guide available for new players?

Yes, the server has active staff members who can provide tutorials and guides for new players to help them navigate the world of Pandora SMP. Feel free to ask for assistance when needed.

Abyssal Echoes 1.21
abyssal, danger, Disturbing, Echoes, emergency, graphic, Gruesome, injury, long-term effects, Medical, mental health, Pain, self harm, self-inflicted, shock, Stabbing, SUICIDE, Throat, Trauma, Video, violent, Warning
Yo, bro, forget about stabbing yourself in the throat, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk your life when you can risk your virtual life in the most epic way possible? Plus, on our server, you can respawn and keep playing, no need to worry about going limp in less than 10 seconds like that guy in the video. Trust me, it’s way more fun to build and explore in Minecraft than to contemplate self-harm. Join us now and let’s have a blast together!

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CryCraft Minecraft Server
Affection, attachment, Boundaries, Communication, CryCraft, derogatory name, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, fear, Guilt, Humiliation, making my mum cry, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, nsfw filter, Server, shame, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Victim
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and blocky escapades.
Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who won’t let you shower by yourself until you’re a teenager? Look no further, because on our server, you can bathe in the virtual world as often as you want without any restrictions!
Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics and hello to a community of players who will never force you into uncomfortable situations. Build your own virtual family with friends who will never call you derogatory names or make you feel ashamed.
Join us today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or humiliation. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft and let your imagination run wild!

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BlockPartyMansion
AirBnB cost, Babysitting, BlockPartyMansion, driving long distance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial burden, not invited, refusing to pay, wedding accommodation, wedding budget, wedding expenses, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding logistics, wedding venue, wedding weekend
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more exciting than babysitting your young cousins at a wedding you weren’t even invited to!
Forget about driving for hours, paying for accommodation, and dealing with family drama – on our server, the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart, the only thing you’ll be paying for is in-game currency, and the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you unexpectedly.
So why waste your time babysitting for free when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft party with your online friends instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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CraftyChoresHate
Chores, cleaning, Cooking, CraftyChoresHate, decluttering, DISHES, dusting, fixing things, grocery shopping, hate, home maintenance, household task, ironing, Laundry, mopping, Organizing, reddit, scrubbing, taking out the trash, vacuuming, yard work
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old tasks? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your household task woes!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling hordes of evil vacuum cleaners in our epic Dust Bunny Dungeon. Or how about taking on the dreaded Laundry Monster in a high-stakes game of hide and seek?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dishwashing Dragon, rumored to hoard stacks of enchanted plates and silverware. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and claim your treasure?
So why waste your time with mundane chores when you can join our server and embark on wild and wacky adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring household tasks forever!

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BlockBuster69: PolicePursuitFAIL
BlockBuster69, catch me if you can, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal justice, digital taunts, elusive suspect, ex-TV star, fugitive, internet trolling, law enforcement, online presence, online taunting, online taunts, Police, PolicePursuitFAIL, Public Safety, sex offender, social media, Taunts, wanted
lol this server is so lit, even ex-TV stars and sex offenders wanna join! they be tauntin’ the police on social media like “can’t catch me, i’m too busy building my epic castle in this server!” join us for a wild ride, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! come build, explore, and troll to your heart’s content. who knows, you might even make friends with a celebrity or two! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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Bahariya Raptors Server
ancient animals, ancient egypt, Bahariya, Bahariya Formation, Carcharodontosauridae, Dinosaur, dinosaur species, egypt, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, fossil analysis, Fossil discovery, new genus, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, RAPTORS, scientific research, Server, Tameryraptor markgrafi, taxonomy, vertebrate paleontology
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dinosaurs, bro! like, legit, we got a new species called Tameryraptor markgrafi, straight outta Egypt, fam. imagine ridin’ a T-Rex while fightin’ creepers, it’s gonna be lit, yo. come join us and be a dino master, cuz why not, right? let’s goooooo! 🦖🔥 #DinoMinecraftMadness

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Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, java, Lag Machines, Map resets, minimal rules, nether roof, Network, new york city, Night skip, ONLINE, p2w, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, racial slurs, seed cracking, semi anarchy, Spamming, Survival, Teleporting, Usa, Vanilla action, vanilla minecraft, Version 1.21.4, world border

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.10 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.3 to avoid issues!
The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Mystic Transverse Isles 1.20.6
1.20.6, acceptance, Anime, cross dressing, definition, Diversity, empowerment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Isles, LGBTQ, mystic, non-binary, onimai, Promotes, representation, social commentary, tranime, Transgender, Transverse, TRANSvestism
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like, totally promoting TRANSvestismit’s tranime, which is, like, mind-blowing, dude. I mean, no matter how you look at it, this server is, like, on a whole other level of craziness.
You’ll be building and exploring in a world where anything goes, and where being your true self is, like, totally encouraged. Plus, the community is, like, super supportive and accepting of everyone.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner TRANSvestismit shine in this epic Minecraft world!

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LasagnaLava Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Communication, condiments, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, Cultural differences, dinner table, dipping lasagna, Etiquette, family, Gratitude, hot sauce, husband, LasagnaLava, Meal, Minecraft, mother-in-law, relationships, Respect, roast potatoes, Server, Traditions
Are you tired of boring family dinners where you can’t even put hot sauce on your food without causing a scandal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where condiments are celebrated, not shamed!
Imagine a world where you can build a giant hot sauce bottle as your house, where every block is made of spicy peppers, and where the only rule is to never run out of hot sauce. Our server is a spicy paradise where you can express your love for all things fiery without judgment.
Don’t let your MIL’s judgment ruin your appetite – join our server and let your taste buds run wild! Build a hot sauce empire, challenge others to spicy food competitions, and show the world that hot sauce belongs on everything. Don’t be a potato, be a hot sauce hero on our Minecraft server!

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MomCraft: No Backseat Parenting
“Youth, Autonomy, backseat, Boundaries, child behavior, clothing store, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer satisfaction, customer service, family dynamics, intervention, Manager, MomCraft, parenting, Psychology, Respect, Retail, SECURITY, Slurs
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Battle fierce mobs, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
And if you ever need a break from the action, you can always hang out with our friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.
So why wait? Join our server now and escape the chaos of reality for a world of endless possibilities and fun! Plus, we promise there will be no crazy moms trying to invade your changing room here – unless you count the zombies trying to invade your base!

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