Completely MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyGrandpaJr

Son, girl, Disregard, passed away, Completely

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

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Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP

ruse, twitter, viral, internet, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

UNUSUAL, AbsurdLaw4Day, Absurd, Minecraft, Completely

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

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Why are women like this nowadays? Now its completely socially Minecraft server

Women, gender equality, toxic behavior, objectification, body shaming

Tired of getting bullied by mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only bullying you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house! No judgment here, just fun and games in a world where everyone is equal – except for those pesky skeletons, they’re always causing trouble. So why deal with mean girls when you can join us and build a world where the only thing getting blown up is your creativity? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

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WWE have completely ruined Walter for me Minecraft SMP

ruined, wwe, troll heel, Bill Goldberg, badass

Are you tired of boring, predictable wrestling storylines? Join our Minecraft SMP where Walter has transformed from a stoic badass into a snarky smartass troll! Watch out for his signature move, the “Retard Slam” inspired by Randy Orton’s dad. Who needs Bill Goldberg when you have Walter bringing the chaos in our server? Join now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

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MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

MortgageMadness, sale price, appraised, House, Completely

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

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Minecraft SMP: JustWatchedThisCraft

40 years, brought back, Watched, Mogs, stagnated

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience a world so epic, it makes the Renaissance look like a finger painting class! Our animation and art direction are so on point, it’ll make Disney question their life choices. It’s like we took animation, put it in a time machine, and brought it back to the future with a vengeance. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this mind-blowing journey through pixels and blocks. Trust us, Japan ain’t got nothing on us!

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HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

religious sensitivity, moral outrage., christian faith, Completely, faith-based response

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

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RunDestroyer Minecraft Server

RunDestroyer, Crushed, Server, sabotage, Foiled

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills? Look no further, because our server is here to DESTROY your expectations (literally)! Join us if you dare to face off against crazy challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Our community is filled with wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank you, troll you, and make you question your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us DESTROY your run completely (in the most hilarious way possible)!

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Pandora Smp S3: Where we pretend to be blocky characters and completely ignore square brackets

Whitelist, alliances, shadows, Server, enemies

PANDORA SMP SEASON 3
WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY
⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power!
⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire!
⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows!
⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace!

Details

1.21 Survival
Unique Overworld, Nether and End!
Whitelist and Application
Hundreds of active Players
Perfectly optimised to minimize lag
Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!
Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more…
Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs*

It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! ** There is a lot left to be done… The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!

FAQ

1. Can I join the server as a solo player?

Yes, you can join as a solo player and choose your own path in the world of Pandora SMP. However, forming alliances with other players or creating nations can enhance your gameplay experience.

2. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided and follow the instructions in the whitelist application channel.

3. Are there any rules in the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming environment for all players. The rules are listed in the Discord server and the staff members can provide guidance if needed.

4. What kind of events can I expect in the server?

The server is filled with various events such as wars, alliances, lore-based roleplaying events, and more. These events add depth and excitement to the gameplay experience.

5. Is there a tutorial or guide available for new players?

Yes, the server has active staff members who can provide tutorials and guides for new players to help them navigate the world of Pandora SMP. Feel free to ask for assistance when needed.