Complaints Minecraft Servers

Complaints

  • UI_Change_MinecraftSMP

    UI_Change_MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot, or the excitement of building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in it!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and talking chickens. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you’ll need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DocDissDiva

    DocDissDiva

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring hospital visits with no entertainment value? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make your hospital stay look like a snooze fest!

    We promise no ECGs or bedside echoes here, just pure unadulterated fun with friends. No need to worry about male nurses seeing you in your PJs, unless you want to show off your stylish Minecraft skin!

    Our server is so epic, even secret boy genius doctors are lining up to join. Who needs medical school when you can build your own virtual world with us?

    So ditch the hospital drama and come play with us. Who knows, you might even find a cure for your friend’s wounded ego along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

    Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

    iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyParkingZone

    CraftyParkingZone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your roommate drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life roommate shenanigans. Join us and leave your financial exploitation behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone demanding 80% of your resources. No more tantrums or blaming others for imaginary problems – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    And when it comes to parking spaces, we’ve got you covered. No nosy roommates trying to steal your spot here! Our guest parking is reserved for those who actually pay for it, just like in real life (minus the drama).

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your roommate troubles at the door. Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more peaceful than real-life arguments?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineOverload Minecraft Server

    MineOverload Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity that will leave you laughing for hours!

    Join us on our server for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to battling zombie pigmen in tutus, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who love to roleplay as their favorite anime characters. Want to be a magical girl fighting evil monsters? Done. Want to be a ninja with a talking cat companion? We’ve got you covered.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and dancing chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

    OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

    We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

    Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

    So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyThoughtsMC

    CraftyThoughtsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey gamers! are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for you!

    join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll never want to leave!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start a flash mob. or maybe you’re building a castle and a herd of llamas come by to offer decorating tips. anything can happen on our server!

    plus, our moderators are the coolest cats around. they’re like the superheroes of the minecraft world, swooping in to save the day and keep the peace. they’re so fast at responding to reports, it’s like they have super speed!

    so come on down to our server and join the fun. who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCafe Minecraft Server

    CraftyCafe Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying customers at your restaurant job? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those pesky customers behind for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle. No more rude customers complaining about their food or leaving a mess for you to clean up. On our server, the only mess you’ll have to deal with is the aftermath of a creeper explosion! So come join us and say goodbye to annoying customers and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Parent Problems

    Pixelated Parent Problems

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the coolest place ever. we got so much fun stuff to do, you won’t even remember what a smartphone is. we got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. and our cows? oh man, don’t even get me started. they wear sunglasses and ride around on skateboards, doing sick tricks and stuff. it’s like a barnyard circus up in here. plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. they’ll follow you around and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a love fest with explosions, what more could you ask for? so come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP