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Trump’s Minecraft Server: Nonreciprocal Pact
so like, u know how trump is all like “wah wah wah, japan not givin us enough security” well guess what, on this server, we got the best security pact EVER. like, our mods are always on patrol, making sure no creepers blow up ur stuff. and u know what else? the japan players on our server are super nice and always sharing their diamonds and stuff. so come join us and experience the most reciprocal security pact in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it! -
RostovDroneRage
so, like, u know how russia is always complainin bout stuff, well this time they’re all like “omg there’s a massive drone attack on rostov, we’re freakin out!” but like, jokes on them cuz it’s just us playin on our epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the chaos, fly drones, blow stuff up, and make russia think they’re under attack when really it’s just a bunch of gamers havin a blast! join now for the ultimate trolling experience! -
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, come join this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin is complaining that no one will help Russia in the war on Ukraine. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and help Putin conquer all of Ukraine in the most ridiculous way possible. Build giant statues of Putin, ride on flying bears, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles. So what are you waiting for? Join now and help Putin achieve world domination in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! -
MisunderstoodMC SMP
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.
So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!
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HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks
Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever! -
Crafty Banter Buddies
u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo! -
Pixel Science Wars
Wars, Science Communication, attack on science, long tail tags: scientific research, Scientific methodcome join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.
join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.
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Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2
OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?
Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!
So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!