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  • RostovDroneRage

    RostovDroneRage
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 8174
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

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    so, like, u know how russia is always complainin bout stuff, well this time they’re all like “omg there’s a massive drone attack on rostov, we’re freakin out!” but like, jokes on them cuz it’s just us playin on our epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the chaos, fly drones, blow stuff up, and make russia think they’re under attack when really it’s just a bunch of gamers havin a blast! join now for the ultimate trolling experience!

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  • UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

    UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9203
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Ores Mined: 9151
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4459 Undead Armies Raised: 1

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    Yo, come join this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin is complaining that no one will help Russia in the war on Ukraine. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and help Putin conquer all of Ukraine in the most ridiculous way possible. Build giant statues of Putin, ride on flying bears, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles. So what are you waiting for? Join now and help Putin achieve world domination in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

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  • ExBlockParent420

    ExBlockParent420
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 9508
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than adopting your ex’s child? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a dad of 4 children who found himself in a crazy situation with his ex and her new partner. There were death threats, arguments, and even a lost child to social services. But fear not, our server is a safe haven away from all that chaos!

    If you join our server, you won’t have to worry about adopting anyone’s child or dealing with abusive exes. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t harass you like your ex and her partner.

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with your ex’s baby mama drama!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiftCraft Minecraft Server

    GiftCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4550
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5213 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever received a gift so amazing that it made you want to build a Minecraft shrine in its honor? Well, on our server, every player receives a virtual diamond-encrusted llama as a welcome gift! These llamas are known for their impeccable fashion sense and ability to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and lays golden eggs. Join our server and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you may even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftWishList

    MineCraftWishList
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 2110
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

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    Do you wish more people knew about the secret underground llama fighting ring in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches! Join now and become the ultimate llama champion!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DungTossersUnite

    DungTossersUnite
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 389
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

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    come join our minecraft server where dung is thrown at you for free! yes, you heard that right, free dung throwing for all players! who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of dodging flying poop while trying to build their dream castle?

    but that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. imagine the riches you could gather just by hunting these majestic creatures!

    and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yes, you read that correctly, a giant chicken with laser eyes.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might just become the dung dodging, diamond hunting, giant chicken slaying champion of the server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainWaveCraft

    BrainWaveCraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4861
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTZ DA BRAIN-COMPUTER INTERFACES, YO! U CAN CONTROL UR MINECRAFT CHARACTER WIF UR MIND, LIKE SOME KINDA WIZARD OR SUMTHIN! WE USE FANCY EEG WEARABLES AND ULTRASOUND STIMULATION TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN DA GAME! WE EVEN DID A STUDY WIF 25 PEEPS AND DEY ALL SAID IT WAS DA COOLEST THING DEY EVER DID IN MINECRAFT! SO COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MIND-BOGGLING MINECRAFT MASTER! #MINDCONTROL #MINECRAFTWIZARD

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  • Anon’s Quest Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Quest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6744
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with rare items, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WTF Minecraft Server: Blocks & Banter

    WTF Minecraft Server: Blocks & Banter
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 4606
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 New Chunks Explored: 547665

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

    CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4067
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Villages Defended: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is like a virtual circus, with crazy mini-games, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, ride a llama into battle, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Your younger self will thank you for it (and probably wonder what the heck happened to you). Let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyFails: WorstMistake

    CraftyFails: WorstMistake
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 7688
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Emeralds Found: 6359
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Ores Mined: 6905 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of running away? Or maybe you accidentally poured lava all over your diamond armor? Well, fear not my friend, because on our epic Minecraft server, you can make all the mistakes you want and still come out on top!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join in on the fun (we had to politely decline, sorry Herobrine).

    So come on down and join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

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  • PalestinianCraft Minecraft Server

    PalestinianCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 952
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where extremist islamist group infiltrates australia’s pro-palestine movement but in a totally wacky and hilarious way! you’ll be dodging crazy terrorists while building your own pixelated paradise. watch out for exploding sheep and flying pigs as you navigate through our insane world. who knew geopolitics could be so fun in block form? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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