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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	6079
Holy Grails Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	158
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Farms Harvested:	913
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	4135
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Votes:	4963
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Potions Brewed:	67	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ores Mined:	2802	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6603	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Votes:	8374

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!