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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8195 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4997 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 60 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
