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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 804 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 363 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
