lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.
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StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal
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CaveMC
Welcome to CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only World
CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire world is underground. With custom terrain, no surface, and access to all dimensions, survival is brutal, and only the toughest will thrive. Resources are scarce, and every decision matters—only the most resourceful players will endure.
What Makes CaveMC Unique? A True Cave World – No surface, only the depths below. Custom Terrain & Exploration – Hidden pathways, underground biomes, and unique challenges. Custom Vanilla Dungeons – Unique, hand-crafted dungeons filled with rewards and danger. Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay – Classic survival with a fresh, unforgiving twist. Every single biome from Vanilla Minecraft exists underground, and all blocks are obtainable – The possibilities are endless! Clans & Competitions – Team up with other players, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance! Media Coverage – In-game server developments will be recorded and posted to the official Cave MC media accounts. Only Rule: No Cheats
Play fair—hacks, exploits, or cheats are not allowed. Keep the competition real.
Server IP: cavemc.net
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CraftyTradezUSAvsChina
Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?
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BlockBrothersCraft
Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
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BlockWars Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump is battling china and russia in latin america!!! watch as they fight it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while building epic bases and conquering new territories. join trump’s army or team up with china and russia to take down the orange man once and for all. with custom plugins and crazy events, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for supremacy!
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🔥 Option 01/17/25 Competition 5 donates! 🔥 server minecraft
Survival mode
• Smart and advanced system of protection against cheaters is an honest game for everyone.
• Daily mini-games with prizes-get vivid emotions in games such as the Pati and Splif block.
• Combat pass – unique quests and valuable awards for real heroes.
• The most thoughtful economy in the CIS is stability and justice in each transaction.
• Friendly community – players always support each other, creating a unique atmosphere of trust.
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Quirm SMP
Quirm SMP
Apply here
Overview:
In Quirm, We’re all about keeping it Unique and Simplicity. We aim to provide a space where players can relax and enjoy Minecraft in a fun and awesome way!
Server Specs 64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE Why Quirm SMP?
Our server features:
- Have a pure vanilla experience with some unique twists and quests
- Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends
- Proximity chat gameplay
- CoreProtect to prevent griefing
- Unique events and competitions
- Lag-free experience with 20 TPS
Rules & Expectations:
- Must be at least 17 years old
- Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
- Be civil, have common sense, and respect others
- Must have a Discord account to join
Additional Info:
- All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
- Exclusive items through weekly events
- Mobs and players drop heads upon death
- Builder-friendly server
- Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4 with Simple Voice Chat
- Weekly events and border expansion
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QuoraVsRedditMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato who gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama with a top hat. So like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server now and become besties with a potato and a fancy llama! #MinecraftMadness #PotatoPower #LlamaLove
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TaiwanTSMCtariffChipsLOL
so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump comes in and starts tariffing chips made in Taiwan! like, what even is that? but don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Trump’s crazy tariffs and keep mining those diamonds in peace. plus, we have a special event where you can battle TSMC in a epic boss fight to save the chips from being tariffed. join now for the most insane Minecraft experience ever!
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Convict Network
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Convict Network Server Type Skyblock Launch Date Coming Soon IP Address play.convictnetwork.com Discord Join our Discord FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)
What makes Convict Network unique?
Convict Network offers exclusive tools, Riftlands battles, outposts & Infinite KOTHs, custom spawners, and generators to enhance gameplay.
Why should I join Convict Network?
- Unique Features: Engage in exciting, game-changing features.
- Active Community: Join a vibrant, friendly, and competitive player base.
- Fair Play, Big Rewards: Balanced gameplay rewards effort and strategy.
How can I get involved?
Connect to the server using the IP address provided or join our Discord community to stay updated on events and announcements.