imagine building your dream house with only consonants, battling mobs with nothing but the letter “y”, and trading with villagers using only numbers. it’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want YOU to be a part of it!
come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of fun. who needs vowels anyway when you have a server this crazy?! 😜🎮🔥
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| True Vanilla Survival | Pure Minecraft gameplay with no invasive plugins or land claims. No warps, borders, or teleportation. |
| Active Multiplayer | Thriving community with events, teams, Nations, cooperation, and competition. Voice chat available. |
| No Pay-to-Win | Equal footing for all players with no payments, donations, or ranks. No claims, warps, borders, or locked chests. |
| New & Growing | Building a great community for long-term adventures. |
| No Fancy Spawn | Player-built world with no pre-designed spawn. Show off your creativity! |
| Hard Difficulty | Survive in a challenging environment, team up with others for support. |
| Like Hermitcraft | Join a bigger community for more fun and inspiration from other players’ creativity. |
| Java & Bedrock | Play and make friends across different devices. |
Creaking SMP is a vanilla survival minecraft server with no plugins that affect gameplay and no payments. It enforces rules against stealing, griefing, and unwelcome PvP.
You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: mc.creaking.fun. For Bedrock edition, add CreakingBedrock.
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/creakingsmp
You can follow Creaking SMP on Youtube at: https://www.youtube.com/@Creaking-SMP and on Tiktok at: https://www.tiktok.com/@mc.creaking.fun
We have epic Clash battles that will make you forget all about fluffy families and their tragic fate.
Plus, our server is filled with crazy shizo 4chan anons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now and save the fluffies from certain doom!
Join our server and witness the epic showdowns between these iconic mascots. Will the Taco Bell Chihuahua outsmart the Wendy’s girl? Can the Subway guy outrun the Dairy Queen cone? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the chaos!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you see a giant inflatable tube man from a car dealership take on the Pillsbury Doughboy in a battle to the death? Plus, our custom-built map features all your favorite fast food restaurants, so you can grab a bite to eat in between battles.
Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the fast food mascot mayhem begin!
We got crazy challenges that will make your brain explode, like seriously, your brain will be all over the place.
And the best part? You can build your own world and show off your mad skills to all the other players.
Plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt.
So, if you wanna level up your gaming skills and have a blast with some fellow gamers, come join us on this Minecraft server! But beware, once you start, you won’t be able to stop.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Fruit Ninja, a mysterious figure who roams the land slicing and dicing fruit with unparalleled skill. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Fruit Ninja in a battle of fruit-slicing prowess, you’ll be rewarded with a bounty of rare and exotic fruits that will make all your friends green with envy.
So come join us on our fruity adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite)! Who knew that Minecraft could be so sweet and savory at the same time?
Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.
Invite Link https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG
| A True Survival Challenge | We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. |
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| Survival Island Spawn | Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. |
| Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks |
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A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!
We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!
But wait, it gets even crazier. These real estate agents are actually secret spies working for the government to gather intel on all the players in the server. They’re like, double agents or something. And if you don’t buy land from them, they’ll unleash a horde of zombie villagers on your base. It’s like, so intense.
But don’t worry, there’s a group of rogue players who are fighting back against the real estate agents. They’re like, the resistance or something. They’re building secret underground bases and using redstone contraptions to outsmart the agents. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with real estate agents, spies, and underground bases, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust me. Just watch out for those zombie villagers, they’re no joke.
join our server and u can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens! we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant talking potato named spud!
if u join now, u can participate in our annual llama race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created! oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? boom!
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