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/SMOE/ Minecraft SMP – StrongestManOnEarthDay2

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Hey there fellow gamers, welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP where we take things to the next level! Today’s agenda includes: squatting for reps (because who needs leg day at the gym when you can do it in Minecraft), a power medley (we’re talking lifting virtual weights like a boss), circus dumbbell for reps (because regular dumbbells are too mainstream), and Fingals Fingers into Power Stairs (sounds intense, right?).

Rumor has it that Hafthor Bjornsson and Mitchell Hooper are dominating the competition, but who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Maybe someone will accidentally build a house out of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff – anything is possible in our wacky world.

And let’s not forget about the underdogs like Tom Stoltman who are determined to climb their way to the top, even if it means facing off against virtual giants. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LatinaPillCraft: The Only Server Where You’ll Want to Take the LatinaPill!

health, Latin American, latina, Latina community, Latina empowerment, Latina health, Latina identity, Latina pride, Latina wellness, Latina women, LatinaPill, LatinaPillCraft, Latinx, Latinx culture, Latinx empowerment, medication, mental health, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, self-care, Server, wellness, Youll

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the craziest Minecraft server around? Well, strap in and hold on tight because things are about to get loco!

Join our server and experience the Latinapill – a mystical item that will transport you to a world filled with dancing llamas, taco-eating zombies, and piñata explosions! Don’t worry, we have plenty of sombreros to go around.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret dungeon guarded by a mariachi band of skeletons. If you can defeat them in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted burrito that grants you unlimited enchilada power!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your maracas and join us on the most caliente Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you’ve taken the Latinapill, you’ll never want to leave! Ole! 🌮💃🏻🎉

Crafting Memes: Where Even Minecraft Agrees with Tumblr

Agrees, blogging, Community, Content Creation, Crafting, digital platforms, discussions, humor, internet culture, internet debates, memes, Minecraft, online communities, online discourse, Opinions, Perspectives, relatable, social commentary, social media, trends, tumblr, validation, viral content

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	4605
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Do you ever feel like your Minecraft experience is just missing that extra sprinkle of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your meme-loving, troll-mastering, and derp-tastic needs!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm sharp). Our community is filled with quirky characters who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and have epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and trade rare items for enchanted cookies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Need we say more?

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Lower your tone’ Edition

Communication, compassion, Crafty, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, grace, growth, humility, Kindness, lower your tone, Maturity, McCraftface, mindfulness, Never forget, patience, Reflection, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Tone, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6985	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8297	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1305	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested tunnels. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: never forget the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on our server.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft world collides with Fate/Grand Order NA General! Join us now!

Chaldea Broadcasting Station, collaboration event, collides, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FateGrand, FGO Event Compendium, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, general, Hai Ba Trung, Interlude Timeline, Join, Learning with Manga, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, Order, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Water Monsters Crisis, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7211
Emeralds Found:	1621	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea Broadcasting Station? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and wildest stories that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocents? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis and show those monsters who’s boss.

Summon your favorite characters from Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event and unleash their powers on your enemies. With our insane summoning rates, you’ll have a team of unstoppable warriors in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden quests, secret loot, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Why? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors and zombies are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a dance partner.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden around the map that are guarded by evil chickens with laser eyes. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pet dragon (just don’t let it set your house on fire).

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and planting crops, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pig vs zombie dance-off someday!

YuriCraft: Where Minecraft meets anime in the most unexpected ways!

Anime, Authors, Cute girls, Diversity, Entertainment, gender, hetshits, humor, inclusion, JOKE, LGBTQ, love, maleshits, Media, meets, Minecraft, relationships, representation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Studios, unexpected, Ways, yuri season, YuriCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server of all time! We don’t just build blocks, we build friendships and yuri relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute girls, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few male and hetshits thrown in for good measure (but don’t worry, we’ll keep them in line). Our server is so yuri-filled that people are calling it yuri season all year round! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join us for a crazy adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning why yuri is always such a massive joke in the best way possible. Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ores Mined:	2005
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	5461
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

abduction, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, confusion, CreepinCraft, Driving, eerie, encounter, Extraterrestrial, glowing orange object, home, intense light, irregular movement, Memory Loss, Mysterious, Phenomenon, SKY, strange, THURSDAY, unexplained, unknown

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Votes:	4794
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Emeralds Found:	3830	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	5808
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, discrimination, Disrespect, empowerment, feminism, ffrrr, Frustration, Gender issues, Harassment, INEQUALITY, me on, Minecraft, Misogyny, mistreatment, PALS, Peeved, piss, PIXEL, Server, sexism, solidarity, unfairness, wimminz, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!