Competent Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hyped up as the respected and competent Minecraft SMP King

alya, blockquotepHyped, bumbling, bumbling character, chad Masatika, character appeal, Competent, competent idol, devolves, dump on, first episode, fix everything, Fixer, hyped up, incompetent idol, Kingpblockquote, Minecraft, respected, respected school idol, school idol, school idol appeal, self insert, smp, Yuki

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, starting off with the respected and competent school idol, but quickly devolving into a bumbling self-insert who can’t do anything right. But fear not, because our resident chad Masatika is always there to save the day and dump on Alya with Yuki thereafter. The appeal of this character? Well, let’s just say you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans and see if you can keep up with the madness!

Strider Vanilla Minecraft server

administration, application, Approval, Clans, Community, Competent, Discord, donation, Donations, Economy, Friendly, Incompetence, lamp atmosphere, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Dupe, No Private, no privates, No Toxicity, Pirate, Play, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Strider Vanilla is a private server where you will not encounter unnecessary toxicity, incompetent administration and plugins that violate the vanilla nature of the project.

It is on this server that you can immerse yourself in a lamp atmosphere and have a pleasant time with new acquaintances in our favorite game.

In order to get to the server, you need:

● Login to the discord server

● Submit an application and wait for it to be approved

● Start playing on our project

The server does not have:

● Privates from the server side

● Extra unnecessary donation

● Toxicity and inadequacy

● Inadequate and incompetent administration

play.stridervanilla.xyz

Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

bloods, Chaos, cold, cold bloods, cold-blooded creatures, Competent, disagreement, DOMINANCE, Evolution, intelligent beings, Minecraft, nicer, power struggle, reptiles, reptilian agenda, reptilian control, reptilian overlords, reptilian society, reptilian supremacy, rule, ruling class, Server, Superiority, world domination, younger races

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of being bossed around by those pesky younger races in Minecraft? Join our server and let the cold bloods take over! They’re way more competent and nicer than those other races. Plus, if you disagree, you clearly want chaos to win and who wants that? Join us and let the cold bloods rule the world – it’s the only logical choice!

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

action games, Competent, competent game, dead or alive, engaging storylines, game creators, game design, game developers, game development, game studio, Gamers, gaming excellence, gaming industry, High-quality graphics, innovative gameplay, Japanese developers, ninja gaiden, NinjaCraft, Server, skilled developers, successful franchises, TALENTED, team ninja, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

Creepers for President: Minecraft Madness Server

biden, Biden 2024, Campaign, Competent, Confirmed, CREEPERS, Democracy, election, Future, Government, joe biden, leadership, madness, Minecraft, Politics, Presidency, president, public speaking, Server, Smart, Speech, united states, White House Correspondents, Witty

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is like Biden’s White House Correspondents speech – smart, witty, and competent! Join us and experience the thrill of Biden 2024 all day everyday! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so presidential? Join now for a chance to build your own White House and make Minecraft great again!

Crafty Shield Heroes

8 year olds, aggressive weapon, Anime, Competent, Crafty, deep story, funny, Garbage, hate, Heroes, mc, Parody, pokemon episodes, psyop, retard, Rising of The Shield Hero, shield, Slavery, smartphone isekai, Storyline, underage waifus, worst show

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9395

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

C++Craft SMP: The Enthusiast’s Block Party

#frameworks, application, Assembly, Attack, BLOCK, boipussy, c#, CCraft, Code, coding, Computer, Enthusiast, enthusiasts, implementation, integration, java, joy, Options, Party, Plan, programming, Python, Rust, smp, System, VS Code

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old languages like Python and Java? Do you want to make sweet, sweet love to your computer while coding? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in C, C++, and Assembly language!

Forget about those bloated frameworks, we offer pure coding joy with endless possibilities. We believe that true coders only learn Rust for access to boipussy, and we’re not afraid to admit it.

Join us for an adventure that never ends, where complaining about too many features is a sign of weakness. Dive into the world of C++ and experience the thrill of carefully weighing your coding options and scheming out the perfect plan of attack. It feels good to be a C++ enthusiast, so come join us and let’s code our way to victory!

SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

4b4t, Anarchy, Builders, CAR, Chaos, chaotic, Clones, Clown, collide, Community, Discord, Enterprise, Experience, Folia, Hardware, homehosted, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Owned, Premium, Server, slightly, Small, Survival, Sysadmin, Tech, Tools, Version

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2954
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ores Mined:	4334

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	3893
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3779
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	103	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!