lol join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. we even have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a talking creeper. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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BlockBlastersMC
Accountability, BlockBlastersMC, compensation, Conflict Resolution, court case, damages, hamas attack, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israeli victims, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, palestinian refugees, Terrorism, Tragedy, united nations, UNRWA, violence
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SquadGoals Minecraft Server
Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals
Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎
Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹
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PhilippinePayouts
bilateral relations, China, compensation, Damage, diplomatic tensions, disputed sea, economic impact, foreign policy, Hostilities, international relations, legal dispute, maritime conflict, military confrontation, payment, PhilippinePayouts, Philippines, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputeyo yo yo, u gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier than Philippines demanding China to pay for damage after some sea drama. like, we got more drama than a reality TV show, fam. u wanna build epic bases and battle it out with other players? we gotchu covered. plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a family reunion every day. come thru and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust.
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MomDeskMoneyMCServ
Amazon order, camp director, Cash, co parenting, Communication, compensation, delivery services, desk drawer, good money, good sitter, happy sitter, ice blended mocca, lost shoe, misunderstanding, MomDeskMoneyMCServ, ot, parenting, payment, sitter, sleepaway camp
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion!Join us for the epic tale of Jeremy, the 9-year-old adventurer who lost his shoe at sleepaway camp. Will he find his missing footwear and continue his quest to defeat the Ender Dragon? Only time will tell!
Witness the showdown between exes as they battle over who should foot the bill for a new pair of shoes. Will they reach a compromise or will this feud tear the server apart like a creeper in a minefield?
Experience the thrill of unexpected Amazon deliveries to forbidden campsites, where rules are meant to be broken and shoes are just a click away. Who knew that ordering shoes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?
And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between sitters, where one brave soul takes on the challenge of delivering shoes and demands compensation for his time. Will he be rewarded for his bravery or will he be left empty-handed like a chest without loot?
Join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughs. Because in the world of Minecraft, anything can happen – even a shoe scandal that rocks the very foundations of the blocky universe!
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Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server
Automotive Industry, billionaire, Business, CEO, compensation, corporate governance, electric vehicles, elon musk, executive compensation, financial news, innovation, Investment, Investors, Minecraft, MONEY, Musk, Musks, pay deal, record-breaking, Server, shareholders, stocks, Technology, tesla
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!
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PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions
actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!
FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!
COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)
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BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads
Accountability, banana giant, bananacraft, civil case, colombian, compensation, court ruling, death, death squads, families, financial settlement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, multinational corporation, Paying, south america, SQUADS, Tragedy, US, Victims, violence, wrongful death
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!
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BribeCraft – Tip or Die!
appreciation, BRIBE, BribeCraft, bribery, compensation, customer service, Die, Ethics, Etiquette, Gratitude, gratuity, gratuity culture, Hospitality, incentive, monetary exchange, payment, Restaurant, REWARD, service, social norms, tip, tipping culture
So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid
1. dude, Business, career, Cash, compensation, dude, earnings, employment, entrepreneur, finance, income, Job, MONEY, MoneyCraft, paid, Paycheck, Rich, salary, Successful, wealth, Wealthy, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!
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Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server
Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting
Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?
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TaxesCraft – Where every block mined is a tax deduction! Join now for insane fun & savings! #MinecraftServer #TaxTime
Account.., BLOCK, compensation, deduction, DEPOSITED, Disappointment, earnings, employment, finances, Financial, firstoids, Frustration, Fun, income, INSANE, job satisfaction, Join, Minecraftserver, Mined, MONEY, promised, raise, REWARD, salary, savings, Tax, TAXES, TaxesCraft, TaxTime, thirdie, workAre you tired of being a “thirdie” in the real world, always getting the short end of the stick? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where everyone is equal (except for the creepers, they’re just misunderstood).Join us and experience the thrill of virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Forget about measly raises and rewards, on our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual diamonds and gold.
But be warned, firstoids beware! We welcome all thirdies with open arms, ready to show the world that being last can sometimes be the best. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the true power of being a thirdie in Minecraft!
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UnstableCraft [1.20.4]
Abuse, admins, compensation, ELYTRA, free, Items, Join, maintenance, Minecraft, outages, Play, Powers, Server, server shutdowns, skill, spawning items, Survival, technical issues, UnstableCraft![UnstableCraft [1.20.4]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/UnstableCraft-1204.png)
Welcome to Unstable Craft!The place where the admins have no idea what they are doing. This means that server shutdowns, random outages and other technical issues is a pretty big part of joining this server.
Not quite what you want to play on? No problem, the admins will gladly spawn items for you and abuse their powers to your advantage to compensate for their lack of skill to run and maintain a server.
Sounds like something you want to check out? Join and get your free elytra now!
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SignCrafters – Counting Blocks
accessibility, accessibility devices, assistive technology, blocks, Challenges, communication barriers, communication tools, Counting, Deaf community, disability, fitness tracking, health tracking., hearing impairment, inclusive design, language barriers, movement tracking, physical activity, sign language, SignCrafters, special needs, step count, Technology, unique needs
so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild adventure where you have to count your steps BUT if you use sign language, you’re screwed! like, how are you gonna keep an accurate step count when your hands are busy signing, amirite? it’s like a crazy challenge that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most ridiculous fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!
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Memoria New 1.20~1.21 🌟 / Modded Without Mods 🚫 / 500+ Dungeons 🏰 / No Resets 🔄 / Custom Ore ⛏️ / Penguins 🐧 / Furniture 🛋️
1.21, 500+ Dungeons, custom ore, Furniture, Memoria New 1.20, Modded Without Mods, No Resets, Penguins, Survival
I used to play minecraft all the time with my dad, the old man could never figure out mods, 8 years later now that I’m 21 and a software engineer student and after 2-3 months of work and whacking the good old Eclipse I made a server with custom ores, 500+ dungeons, custom biomes, furniture, souls like boss mechanics and around 700+ hours of content, but the catch is you need no mods!!! It’s all server sided and you just load a small resourcepack on join,https://discord.gg/kQEQsgU4SZ
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Whack-A-Mole MC: Survival Edition – Now with Custom Model Weapons, Infinite Blocks & Useless Supply Drops!
blocks, Community, Creative, Custom, Customenchants, DROPS, Dungeons, Economy, Edition, Events, Factions, Infinite, Minigames, Mobarena, MODEL, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Redstone, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Shops, smp, Supply, Survival, useless, weapons, WhackAMole
Fermium MC Survival Server Overview:
Server Features We offer ChestSort, filtered hoppers, tool leveling system, upgradable spawners and hoppers, 20 new ore tiers, custom armor and tools. Server IP play.fermium-mc.fun FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer How many players are on the server? Our server community consists of around 10 players. What are some unique features on the server? We offer ChestSort, filtered hoppers, tool leveling system, upgradable spawners and hoppers, 20 new ore tiers, custom armor and tools. Can I join the server? Yes, you can join us at play.fermium-mc.fun Is the server friendly towards new players? Yes, we welcome new players and invite them to join our adventures!
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Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server
action figures, army figurines, army men, army playset, army playtime, army squad, army veterans, army women, blocky, Collectibles, hero figures, Heroes, military action figures, military figures, military memorabilia, military toys, Minecraft, miniature soldiers, nostalgic toys, sarge’s heroes, Sarges, Server, soldier toys, toy soldiers, war heroesAre you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.
Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.
So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!
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CraftyFooty Minecraft Server
CraftyFooty, Entertainment, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game TIME!, goal-scoring, Injuries, Minecraft, peak entertainment, player behavior, player performance, popular sport, scoring, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, Spectator sport, sports, Sports Culture, sports fans, Sportsmanship, team sportsJoin our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!
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BlockyBoys- No More Bad Boyfriends
Accountability, attention seeking, bad, bad relationships, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, boyfriends, Emotional support, enabling behavior, friendship, personal growth, red flags, seeking help, seeking validation, self reflection, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, tough conversations, tough love, toxic men, Trauma, unhealthy patterns
Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of attracting the wrong creepers and want to break the cycle of dating skeletons in the closet.Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.
We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.
If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.
So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!
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CraftyFacts Minecraft Server
amazing, BIZARRE, CraftyFacts, fact, hard to believe., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Server, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable but true, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable events, unbelievable facts, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable phenomena, unbelievable stories, unbelievable truths
Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
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ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs
anxiety-provoking job, bone-chilling job, chilling job, dangerous job, frightening job, hair-raising job, heart-stopping job, horrifying job, Jobs, nerve-wracking job, Nightmare, nightmare job, panic-inducing job, petrifying job, phobia-inducing job, ScareCraft, scary job, spine-chilling job, spine-chilling occupation, spine-tingling job, stress-inducing job, terrifying job, terrifying professionAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?
Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.
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PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server
blackout, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, Electricity Supply, emergency response, geopolitical tensions, humanitarian crisis, infrastructure damage, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, Minecraft, northern Ukraine, power grid, power outage, PowerOutageCraft, russian aggression, Russian strikes, Server, Ukraine crisis, War, war zone
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!
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SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure
Adventure, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign affairs, friendship, Government, international relations, leadership, Meeting, Moscow, Orbans, Partnership, Politics, prime minister, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, solidarity, Statement, travel, Viktor Orbán, Visit
LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!