lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!
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SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m
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BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard
lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.
come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!
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BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia
come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.
but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”
so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!
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CraftyCaucasus Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like ever. we got the azerbaijani president demanding stuff from russia for a downed plane, like what even is that? it’s like drama central up in here, but in a totally hilarious way. join our server and you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. plus, we got like, the best pixel art of azerbaijani presidents and russian planes you’ve ever seen. it’s like a work of art, but like, in minecraft. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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SibSquad Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: You’re wandering through the pixelated world, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you stumble upon our server. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a player who inherited three small apartments in Switzerland. Instead of selling them through a boring real estate agent, they decided to take matters into their own hands. And guess what? They succeeded! After months of hard work and dealing with bureaucrats, they managed to sell one of the apartments and make a hefty profit.
But here’s where it gets juicy – the player’s family wanted a piece of the pie. They demanded a share of the sale, but when it came down to divvying up the cash, things got messy. The player, who had put in all the effort, was only offered a measly $5K while their siblings wanted to keep the rest for themselves. Can you believe the audacity?
So, if you want to escape the drama of family disputes and embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft world like no other, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding where to build your next epic creation. See you there!
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FishyFiascoFunLand
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
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CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!
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BroBroCraft Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
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LeglessLootersMC
Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama
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IsraelCompensationMCServer
so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase