our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Sheep King, who rules over his woolly subjects with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can best him in a game of sheep shearing, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, as one player found out the hard way when they wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.
Join our server and become the ultimate bomb master. Create chaos, destruction, and mayhem like never before. Trust us, once you start blowing stuff up, you’ll never want to stop. Plus, who needs nuclear bombs when you have our non-nuclear bombs that pack a serious punch?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start causing some explosive mayhem. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they’ve got nothing on our bombs! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!
Survival World:
– Hard difficulty
The server has its own currency.
The server world is large, free and clean.
There is a private territory on the server. Each player will be able to have a protected area, and if he wants, he will be able to invite friends to his place.
The server has plugins from both its own and third-party developers. We try to choose the optimal set of plugins for an enjoyable game.
The server administration is responsive. He will help, tell, show.
It shouldn’t be boring. After all, sometimes the admin’s soul turns around and goodies fly, showering the first players they meet.
Discord group https://discord.gg/y8yyKNU
VK group https://vk.com/mc_gri
Enjoy the game and don’t forget to support the server)
194.147.90.30
| Established | June 2020 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla survival Java server |
| Player Age | 18+ |
| Plugins | Invisible item frames, player heads |
| Player Base | 32% European, 48% North American, 20% other regions |
| Events | Server-wide events, April Fool’s snapshot |
| Server Location | United States |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Unfortunately, Playhouse SMP is for adults aged 18 and above only.
We are about to start our 6th world together, so we don’t reset the map frequently.
We host various events such as communal farm building, economy setup, and special themed events like the April Fool’s snapshot.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious characters, and plenty of naughty surprises around every corner. From giant anime girls that stomp around the map to hidden hot spring locations where you can relax and unwind, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have special events like bikini contests, where players can show off their best pixelated swimwear and compete for fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our “date a creeper” event, where you try to win the heart of everyone’s favorite explosive mob.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, come join us today! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky adventures await you in this ecchi anime-inspired world.
Join us and you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but lovable family. Our players are like a pack of wild wolves, always ready to have each other’s backs (and steal each other’s diamonds).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can one-hit kill any mob in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of being a teammate on our server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the occasional creeper explosion.
On our server, we have a strict “no phone until you’re 11” policy, because we believe in teaching responsibility before giving access to technology. But don’t worry, once you prove yourself with a brick phone, the world (of Minecraft) is your oyster!
Unlike some parents, we believe in monitoring screen time and internet safety. So rest assured, your virtual adventures will be safe and secure on our server. Plus, we have child locks on the internet, because we know how crazy those Endermen can get!
But watch out, because on our server, there’s a rival family who believes in unlimited screen time, social media for all, and no phone checks. It’s like a virtual showdown between responsible parenting and tech freedom!
So join us on our Minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of parenting styles! Trust us, it’s going to be block-tastic!
