> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck
> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas
> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the mean players always seem to come out on top? Well, fear not, because on our server, only the nicest players reign supreme! Join us and experience a world where kindness is key and where the friendliest player gets to rule the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who prove themselves to be the most generous and helpful. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just show the unicorn that you’re willing to lend a hand to your fellow players and it’s yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. But here’s the catch – only those who spread joy and positivity throughout the land will be able to uncover its location. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest, kindest, and most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!
Looking for a place to escape the harsh realities of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my husband lost his job and started acting like a completely different person.
On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or will you uncover a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry zombies? Just like how my husband surprised me with his sudden emotional breakdown, our server will keep you on your toes at all times.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of uncertainty and the excitement of the unknown, just like when my husband confessed his deepest fears and insecurities to me? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers place to play Minecraft!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested tunnels. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: never forget the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on our server.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, calm down, guys.”
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our owner’s doggo got poisoned by a witch (probably jealous of his diamond collar) and now we’re stuck with insane medical bills. So, by joining our server, you’re not just playing Minecraft, you’re saving a precious pup’s life. Plus, who knows, maybe the doggo will bless you with good luck in-game. Stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust me.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, save a doggo, and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever been on. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, it’s that kind of party. See you in the game!
Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in all the land? We have a special challenge for all our players – shave your head in solidarity with our sweetest queen! Rumor has it that she lost her diamond crown and is now rocking a bald look, so we’re all joining in to show our support. Plus, if you join our server, you’ll get exclusive access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine to your heart’s content. So grab your razor and get ready to shave your way to victory on our server!
Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣
Are you tired of all those soy boy beta males crying about their feelings and trying to be all sensitive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for real stoic warriors only! We don’t have time for whiny emotional nonsense here, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs like true champions.
Join our server and show off your manly Minecraft skills while leaving all those sensitive guys in the dust. Who needs competition when you’re the ultimate warrior in a world of pussies? So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to dominate the virtual landscape like a true alpha male. Join now and show everyone what it means to be a real man in the world of Minecraft!
The most fun Dutch Kingdom Server, open 24/7, 1.8.8, no raiding, no x-ray or other hacks, survival, always welcome, join now!!
KINGS AND BUILDERS WANTED!!!
1.20 new server open 12h a day, easy to start with this balance based server, use /ah and /shop to make your way to the top.Promote all kind of pvp, also cpvp in spawn!Different crates and awesome feature!Come play with us!
EstiNet Factions 3.0!
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It’s back and better than ever! This new curated EstiNet Factions experience is balanced (not OP!), fun, and perfected.
* Stable, running the latest version of Minecraft (with 1.8+ support too!)
PokeHeaven Online is a brand-new pixelmon server which has a very welcoming community. Here at Pokeheaven Online we listen to what our players want and/or need and we will try to satisfy them with a lot of features. We hope you will join our lovely community and see you soon on our server!
Cabbage MC is an expansive, Avatar-themed Minecraft RPG server enriched with a plethora of features to elevate your gaming experience. Utilising the Project Korra plugin, the server introduces elemental bending into the Minecraft universe. Players have the liberty to born into one of the Four Nations—Fire, Air, Water, or Earth—and harness the power of their chosen element.
In addition to iconic Avatar landmarks and specialised quests, we offer pro-bending arenas where you can test your mettle against other benders. Our dynamic server ecosystem also includes a free-to-play rank progression system, allowing you to unlock new abilities and special perks as you climb the ranks.
But that’s not all! Explore our DynMap to get an aerial view of the sprawling kingdoms and plan your next adventure or conquest. Survive the treacherous BloodNight, where the difficulty spikes and rare rewards are aplenty. Participate in Towny to establish and govern your own towns or join others in creating a bustling community.
We feature a Jobs system where you can take on various professions to earn Cabbages—the server’s exclusive currency. From mining to farming, choose a job that complements your elemental abilities and contributes to the player-driven economy. Use your hard-earned Cabbages to trade for exclusive items, abilities, or even invest in the ever-evolving marketplaces.
So, are you ready to dive into a vibrant, engaging community and master the arcane arts of elemental bending? Join Cabbage MC today and embark on an unforgettable journey through a world of mystique and wonder!
Welcome to Pokeplex, run by those who enjoy the pixelmon experience and giving players the opportunity to experience what this great mod has to offer!
Features Include:
Backpacks
Biomes O PlentyHuskycrates Daily and Weekly
Shiny Starters
Pokedex Rewards
Lucky Drop
Dungeon
Increased Legendary and Shiny Spawns
Keep Inventory and No Hunger
Limited Lag!
Custom Shopkeepers
Custom Pokemon Texture
Event Crates
SMP Server Rules:
No cheating/hacking/exploiting/spamming/harassing/ads/grief
Do not lag the server with large machines, farms, etc.
PvP only allowed when agreed upon from both players
AFK or idle is allowed, no time limit. Stay as long as you’d like!
Mostly Vanilla Survival Multi-Player
No reset! World will never be reset or wiped
The End is the only world that will be reset every so often for loot
Set your player home using /sethome & teleport to your home anytime using /home Use a golden shovel to claim land! you start with 500 claimable blocks and get another 200 for every hour you play! Just type /kit Claims to get a shovel!