picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
| Server IP | vanilla.kidlesscraft.com |
|---|---|
| Server Website | http://www.kidlesscraft.com |
| Server Location | Central US |
| Game Play Type | Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty |
| Version | 1.21 |
We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.
The server is located in Central US.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can plot world domination with your fellow lefty Hitler enthusiasts. Trade rare resources, plan elaborate schemes, and unleash chaos upon unsuspecting players who dare to challenge your reign of terror.
So why join our server? Because where else can you embrace your inner dictator while crafting pixelated swastikas and engaging in epic battles for supremacy? Join us today and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to approach it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle built in record time? The unicorn’s got you covered! It’s like having your very own fairy godmother, but with way more sass.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, magic, and of course, adorable creatures that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!
Picture this: you’re a 22-year-old Minecraft player, 9 months pregnant with your first virtual child. Your ex-boyfriend, the father of your virtual baby, is causing more virtual drama than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, his mom and your mom are here to add fuel to the fire with their own name suggestions for the baby.
Will you stand your ground and give your virtual baby a name that’s completely out of left field? Will you be the ultimate Minecraft drama queen and leave everyone speechless? Join our server and find out!
With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your virtual toes. So come on, join us and let the virtual baby naming drama begin!
we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.
plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.
so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.