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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1525 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?