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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4771 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.
But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.
Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!