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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5218 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.
u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.
plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.
so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!
