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BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

academic discourse, academic research, academic studies, blockparty, comparisons, controversial terminology, empirically unsupported, Ethics, Friends, Lgbt, marginalized communities, miner, minor attracted persons, misfits, online communities, online paedophile groups, paedophiles, Psychology, research, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, Social Science, stigma, term usage

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	7691
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	2446	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the only ones blowing up your inbox! #MinecraftMadness

advantages, Applications, banter, better suited, blocky, blowing, Circumstances, comparison, comparisons, Concrete, CREEPERS, Differences, disadvantages, Examples, Inbox, INSTANCES, long trail tags, MinecraftMadness, practical, Real World, Scenarios, Situations, Specific, tags, use cases

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1829
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head and golden apples that make you invincible. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla or the terrifying Sheepnado.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DivineCraft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, anger, antinatalist, Christianity, Church, Demon, DivineCraft, FAITH, family, Habit, inadequate, Inferiority, invention, Jealousy, Land, mediocre, neurotypical, normalfag, ostracize, Resentment, Routine, Satan, wisdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	2685
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the normies pushing their Christianity agenda on you, then come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about being fruitful and multiplying, we just care about having a good time and building epic structures in the virtual world.

Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.

Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!

>United Flailing Minecraft SMP

city, COMEBACK, comeback trail, Competition, Defeat, falling off, Fans, FLAILING, football, gtUnited, Manager, match, Minecraft, need her back, Players, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggling, Support, TEAM, United, Victory

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: a city floating in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of friendship and a whole lot of duct tape. But oh no, disaster strikes and the city starts falling off! It’s up to you and your fellow players to come together and save the day before it’s too late.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

BirdPocalypseCraft

bird, BirdPocalypseCraft, Center, conservation, Crisis, Decline, Environmental, Extinction, habitat, long tail, Loss, modern history, mortality event, Population, recovering, research, scientists, single-species, tags, wildlife, WORST

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	544	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds are so lit they caused the worst single-species mortality event in modern history 😂 but don’t worry, they’re not recovering so you can come chill with us in peace! build your own bird sanctuary or just watch them wreak havoc on the world, it’s a wild time on this server. plus, rumor has it that the birds are actually aliens in disguise 👽 so join us and uncover the truth behind this feathered conspiracy! it’s a birdemic of fun waiting for you, so hop on and let’s get this party started 🐦🎉 #BirdsOfDoom #AlienBirds #MinecraftMadness

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, ambiguous, APPEAL, attraction, bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, Enchanted, Enigma, Enigmatic, fascination, Interest, Intrigue, lack of understanding, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, question.., Realm, Uncertain, Unclear, Wonder

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and rainbow-colored creepers.

You’ll never be bored with our insane mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoasters that will make you scream like a little girl.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a dragon while wearing a tutu and blasting dubstep music?

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never look back. It’s like stepping into a psychedelic dream world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free!

Any FBA Sellers Minecraft SMP

Amazon FBA, Amazon sellers, business investment, e commerce, FBA, FBA sellers, heavy items, large items, Minecraft, online marketplace, online retailing, online selling, product pricing, product sourcing, profitable products, reselling, retail arbitrage, seller community, seller tips, sellers, selling on amazon, selling online, selling strategies, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the wildest terrain Minecraft has to offer. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a mischievous creeper who loves to photobomb everyone’s screenshots.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest dragon-themed armor and accessories. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone totally is).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score a $120 diamond pickaxe that’s so big and heavy, it’ll make all your friends jealous.

BlockyHaterz

arrogance, BlockyHaterz, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, instant judgment, lack of authenticity, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative energy, negative traits, rudeness, Selfishness, toxic personality, untrustworthiness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Latina Thread Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, dos, latina, Latina thread, long tail tag, Realm, Thread

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of tacos!

First off, the admins are like the Avengers of Minecraft – they will swoop in and save your pixelated butt faster than you can say “creeper”.

Secondly, the community is lit AF! It’s like a never-ending party where everyone speaks in emojis and memes.

And lastly, the builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. We’re talking castles made of diamonds, roller coasters that defy gravity, and pixel art that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown into another dimension! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Fishtank Live SMP Season 4: The Anonymous #169

ANONYMOUS, crybaby, cryo edition, fishtank, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live clips, FTL, gofile, January, late April, Live, News, S2E4 delayed, S4 preseason, Season, Show Archives, smp, ZGcCyl

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.

Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

FlatmateLockdownCraft

communication breakdown, emotional distress, flatmate problems, flatmate tension, FlatmateLockdownCraft, friendship troubles, guarantor issues, Insecurity, Jealousy, lease renewal, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, moving out, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate relationships, sleep disturbances

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Farms Harvested:	262

Looking for a new place to call home in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where drama and roommate conflicts are a thing of the past!

Join our server and say goodbye to noisy roommates and their even noisier girlfriends. No more late-night disturbances keeping you from your beauty sleep. On our server, you can build your dream home without any unwanted distractions.

Don’t let jealousy and insecurities get in the way of your Minecraft adventures. Leave the drama behind and join a community where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life roommate problems behind. Who needs a guarantor when you have a whole virtual world to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

adverse childhood experiences, childhood development, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, healing, impact of trauma, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, overcoming adversity, psychological effects, resilience, self-care, smp, Therapy, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors, trauma therapy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Crops Grown:	2647
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!