imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.
so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.
Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!
On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!
Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.
So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!
Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
plus, our server is so lit that even Coles and Woolworths are tryna sue us for our fake discount claims. like, who needs a sale on bread when u can just mine for it in our epic caves of wonders?
so come on down under, where the mobs are fierce, the blocks are bountiful, and the adventures are as wild as a dingo on a trampoline. join now, before the emus take over and demand more wheat for their army!
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!
imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.
so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.
| IP Address | play.astralpixelmon.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/ |
| EV Training | Pixelmon Bingo | Dex Rewards | Custom Crates |
| Adult Owned | LGBTQ+ Friendly | WonderTrade | Pokebags |
| Pixelmon Raids | Gambling | Timber Mod | Resource World |
| Vanilla Mobs | Custom Textures | Gym Leaders | GTS |
| Auction House | Weekly Events | Spleef Events | Pixelmon Hunts |
We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.
We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!
But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.
Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.
