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MythBusterMinecraftSMP

Childhood, Deception, education, Experience, fairy tales, family, growing up, gullible, Innocence, knowledge, learning, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, MythBusterMinecraftSMP, Myths, skepticism, storytelling, Trust, Truth, wisdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about all the lies you were told as a kid! We have secret underground bunkers filled with ancient scrolls that reveal the real reason why broccoli is good for you and why you shouldn’t swallow gum. Plus, our resident conspiracy theorist claims to have proof that the moon landing was actually filmed on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock the secrets of the universe while building epic structures with your friends.

MythBustedCraft

common belief, common misconceptions, debunked theories, false assumptions., false beliefs, Misinformation, myth busting, MythBustedCraft, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, pseudoscience, science facts, Scientific evidence, scientific inaccuracies, scientific misconceptions, scientific misconceptions debunked, scientific myths, scientific truths, scientifically proven wrong, Urban Legends

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Forget everything you thought you knew about science because on our server, gravity is optional! That’s right, you can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out if you want. The possibilities are endless when you throw science out the window and embrace the chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porky revolution? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is raving about the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

TaiwanTussleCraft

anger, Asia-Pacific, bloc meetings, China, controversy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic standoff, east asia, exclusion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international politics, Pacific Islands, pacific rim, regional influence, rejection, response, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than china and the pacific islands combined! we got factions fighting over who gets to control the taiwan district, alliances forming and breaking like a bag of chips, and more tea spilled than a clumsy waiter at a fancy restaurant.

if you want to experience the thrill of international politics while building your own empire in minecraft, then this is the server for you. join now and be part of the chaos that rivals real-world diplomacy. who needs boring old news headlines when you can witness the madness firsthand on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of our minecraft world. trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ImaginaryCraft: Where Fantasy Becomes Reality

Competition, draft picks, FANTASY, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football players, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football strategy, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy sports, fantasy team, football analysis, football season, ImaginaryCraft, Player Statistics, Reality, sports, strategy, Team Management

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! on our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity).

join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickle, team up with ur friends to defeat the evil broccoli army, and explore a world filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server u’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it! (unless u have a fear of flying pigs, then maybe u should stay away)

AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

AbortCraft, Fun, home, Hospital, Safe

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

IVF4Free Minecraft Server

affordable IVF, assisted reproduction, conception support, Family Planning, fertility assistance, fertility options, fertility treatment, Free Healthcare, free IVF, infertility, ivf, IVF coverage, IVF financing, IVF funding, IVF grants, IVF success, IVF4Free, medical innovation, Minecraft, miracle baby, reproductive health, reproductive technology, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

SoulReaperSeductress200 Minecraft SMP

200 year old, age difference, Anime, big tits, eternal life, FANTASY, forbidden love, Hag, IMMORTALITY, long tail tags, love, Manga, manga characters, Minecraft, relationships, reproduce, romance, smp, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, SoulReaperSeductress200, supernatural beings, taboo

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Animals Bred:	168	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the cows can fly and the creepers break out in dance parties? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate through a world where the villagers have formed a secret society and the chickens have learned how to wield swords. Can they even reproduce? Who knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversations around the campfire!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have developed a taste for fine dining and fancy hats. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, adventurer!

ToughLoveCraft

advice, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Europe, financial cost, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, injury, medical care, physiotherapy, problem solving, Recovery, Support, surgery, tough love, ToughLoveCraft, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	181	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	157

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe even some drama! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of our player (22f) who refuses surgery for a ligament injury, despite the advice of doctors and friends. Will she choose physiotherapy or continue to complain about her woes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with intense debates about the value of money vs. quality of life, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Will our players find a solution to their real-life problems or will they be too busy mining for diamonds?

Join us now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown of friendship, advice-giving, and virtual block-building. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of the craziest virtual community out there!

FamGoneMinecraftSMP

bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, emotional pain, Emotional support, FamGoneMinecraftSMP, family bond, family tragedy, Grief, grief counseling, healing, life after loss, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, mourning, moving forward, support system, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	270494
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a new family with your fellow players! We have a thriving community of players who will become your new virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for you to loot. So come join us and start a new chapter in your Minecraft life!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Fun!

bizarre fear, bizarre phobia, eccentric phobia, Factor, fear, Fun, funny phobia, odd fear, odd phobia, outlandish fear, outlandish phobia, peculiar fear, peculiar phobia, PhobiaCraft, quirky fear, quirky phobia, rare phobia, strange fear, strange phobia, uncommon fear, unique fear, unusual fear, unusual phobia, weird phobia

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you afraid of pixelated chickens? How about getting lost in a virtual forest? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a support group for all your weird phobias! Join us and conquer your fear of blocky spiders or square-shaped waterfalls. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of being scared of things that don’t even exist in real life. So come on, join us and let’s laugh together at our ridiculous fears while building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of the Minecraft world. Who knew facing your phobias could be so much fun?