if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.
but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?
join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.
plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.
so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
| Key Features |
|---|
| Emerald-based item economy with villager trading limits to ensure balance. Players can create their own item-based shops. |
| Voting system that rewards a Vote Crate key, Vote Token to be used at Spawn Town, and a rank point! |
| Excellent quality of life plugins such as player warps, RTP, land claiming, live map, and more! |
| A balanced crate system that ensures that all crates are accessible for F2P players also! |
| Unique items with custom textures and set bonuses. |
| Play with your friends on any platform and game versions courtesy of ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate. |
| An active Discord community with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting. |
| Events in Minecraft and Discord! Some events are for other games and even movie nights! |
Java & Bedrock IP: play.vibe-house.net
Bedrock Port: 19132
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, we do not push excessive pay-to-win tactics. Our changes are primarily focused on balancing the emerald-based economy. |
| Can I create my own item-based shops? | Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops within the emerald-based economy. |
| Are there events in Minecraft and Discord? | Yes, we host events in both Minecraft and Discord, including game nights and movie nights. |
| Can I play with friends on different platforms? | Yes, you can play with friends on any platform and game versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate compatibility. |
Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?
So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?
But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀
