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  • GraveyardGriefGone

    GraveyardGriefGone
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this guy and his late wife’s obsessed sister.

    Imagine a world where you can kick out unwanted guests from funerals without any consequences! Build your own grand funeral for your virtual loved ones and watch as drama unfolds before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of social media drama as you navigate through fake injuries and reputation ruining posts. Will you come out on top or will you be labeled as the asshole of the server?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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  • CraftyHeirsOnly

    CraftyHeirsOnly
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we run a company that helps hospitals and funds important research! Our CEO, Carly (36F), is a total boss babe who keeps everything running smoothly. She’s like a Minecraft villager on steroids, working 12 hours a day to make sure everything is in order.

    🏥 Need an expensive machine for your Minecraft hospital? We got you covered! Just ask Carly, she’ll hook you up with a discount and maybe even forget to ask for it back. We’re like the Robin Hood of Minecraft servers, stealing from the rich (us) and giving to the poor (you).

    ⏳ But wait, there’s drama! Our founder (56M) has a ticking time bomb illness and is putting together his Minecraft will. His ex-wife and son are total gold diggers, only caring about money. So he’s decided to leave the company to Carly instead of his son. Sorry not sorry, sonny boy!

    💰 Don’t worry, his son will still inherit a ton of assets and money. But let’s be real, Carly is the real MVP here. She’s the hero we need in this crazy Minecraft world. So come join our server and witness the epic saga of Minecraft drama and charity work! #TeamCarly 🚀

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  • LunchBird Minecraft Server

    LunchBird Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being judged for how you spend your lunch break? Come join our Minecraft server where you can birdwatch to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our virtual park is full of pixelated birds just waiting to be spotted with your virtual binoculars.

    Forget about productivity and spend your lunch break in our virtual world, where your boss can’t tell you how to spend your time. Who cares if other office workers see you birdwatching in our Minecraft park? They’ll be too busy trying to catch a glimpse of the rare diamond-encrusted parrot!

    Join our server and let your inner birder soar free. Live a little, or a lot, in our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the next rare bird spawn. Let’s show your boss that birdwatching is the ultimate lunch break activity!

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  • CraftyApple Minecraft Server

    CraftyApple Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how apples are like, “yo we gotta be diverse and stuff”? well some investors are like, “nah we don’t need that diversity crap” and apple is like, “bro, we need all the colors of the rainbow in our company!” so they’re asking investors to like, block this proposal to get rid of diversity programs. like, come on, who doesn’t want a fruity mix of people in their company? join our minecraft server and be part of our diverse community! we have red apples, green apples, even golden delicious apples! come build with us and let’s make the world a juicier place!

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  • BlockyBites

    BlockyBites
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

    But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

    So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

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  • Crafty Shield Company

    Crafty Shield Company
    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

    we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

    and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

    BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard
    lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

    our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

    come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

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  • Mickey Mouse Craft Land

    Mickey Mouse Craft Land
    Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

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