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NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchantments Applied:	105
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	141357

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!

LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Co-less-ium: Where chaos and fighting reign supreme!

2b2t, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colessium, fair playing field, Fighting, freedom, Hacks, hands off, imagination, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, op, player-creativity, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Reign, Server, SUPREME, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to colesium.org – Anarchy Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Features	No rules, PvP environment, Vanilla Survival Gamemode, Hacks allowed, Hands-off approach
Join Us	Visit us on Discord \| IP: colesium.org \| Version: 1.20.4

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Feel free to play as you please.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy pls come 😀

Patton vs Lujan: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	270	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out what Sgt Lujan really thinks of Gen Patton! Will they team up to take down creepers together or will they engage in an epic PvP battle to settle their differences? The only way to know for sure is to log on and witness the drama unfold in pixelated glory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made from unicorn tears. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Eternal Block Party

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9995
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! On this server, you can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. And get this, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and zombies doing the robot. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!