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Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47

Career Growth, company benefits, company communication, company culture, company environment, company ethics, company performance, company policies, company reputation, company values, corporate secrets, ExBlockbusterEmployee47, former employer, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, leadership style, management style, office politics, team dynamics, work experience, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	75	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server I used to play on! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re on a wild rollercoaster ride. And instead of mining for diamonds, you have to battle it out in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to claim your loot. But the best part? The owner of the server is actually a secret llama in disguise, pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pure chaos of this server. So come join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockheadCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9181	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Star Shards Collected:	71
Void Armor Forged:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	1846
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of dumb rules at your job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! No more boring meetings or annoying coworkers, just endless possibilities for creativity and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the legendary poultry poltergeist!

CultureCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	865
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where your language skills are not only valued, but they can also determine your success in the game! Imagine a world where speaking Mandarin gives you superpowers and helps you conquer the virtual realm like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of setting high targets and achieving them with the power of your multilingual abilities. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of language on your side?

But beware, for with great power comes great responsibility. Will you use your language skills for good or for evil in this crazy world of blocky adventures? Only time will tell.

So come on over and show us what you’ve got. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the top contributor of our server and outperform all the full-timers. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft. Let’s get this party started!

BlockyHR: NSFW Worker Woes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Potions Brewed:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW complaints that will make your HR department blush. From workers building inappropriate structures to scandalous roleplay, we’ve got it all! So why wait? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

CraftyCubicleCo

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of working for terrible companies in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity. Our server is run by a group of deranged villagers who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things running (sort of).

Forget about dealing with incompetent bosses and annoying coworkers – on our server, the only people you have to worry about are the creepers trying to blow you up and the zombies trying to eat your brains. Plus, our virtual office comes with unlimited snacks (in the form of virtual carrots and potatoes) and a dress code that consists of whatever pixelated armor you can scavenge from the wilderness.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Minecraft SMP: Noob Friendly League

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ravens decided to challenge the players on our server to a game of Minecraft. The stakes were high – if the players won, they would be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams. But if the ravens won, they would take over the server and turn it into a giant birdhouse. Spoiler alert: the ravens lost. And now, they’re flying around in shame, looking for a new server to call home.

So, if you want to join a server where you can outsmart birds and reap the rewards, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Who knows what other wild adventures await you? Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky ravens trying to get their revenge!

Pixel Privacy Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of YouTube trying to invade your privacy like a clingy ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own virtual fortress where YouTube can’t touch you! No face scans or phone numbers required, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. So come on, join us and leave YouTube’s invasive tactics in the dust!

Dude, don’t buy 2021 or older altcoins, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow all the rules and play by the book? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding chickens. But don’t worry, our admin team is there to save the day… or maybe they’ll just join in on the chaos, who knows?

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Yeah, good luck finding it though, because it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s “Baby” playing on repeat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include epic PvP battles on a floating island made entirely of TNT, where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you’ll need them after surviving that explosion fest.

So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

AsgardCraft – Minecraft server opening on December 6

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

AsgardCraft is a cozy private server where you can bring all your ideas to life in the world of Minecraft!

There are no forced privates in AsgardCraft, which gives you maximum freedom of action within the server rules. Our philosophy is based on trust between players, and the Whitelist system protects your gaming space from ill-wishers. Don’t worry about any difficulties that arise—our friendly administration is always eager to help and quickly resolves any problems!

Playing with friends, you can build anything – from a cozy house to an entire city, made in any style. Built-in PlasmoVoise simplifies communication, allowing you to quickly exchange messages and find common ground with other players.

Create your own farms and enjoy their efficiency, because the stability of the server allows them to work almost at the level of a single-player game.

Join clans and work together to build states, develop farming and much more! We look forward to seeing you at AsgardCraft – lots of adventures ahead! ❤️

vanilla.asgardcraft.ru

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from his supersonic speed to his love for chili dogs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how Sonic once raced a creeper and won by a nose hair. Or how Knuckles dug his way to the Nether and found a Chaos Emerald instead of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive sneak peeks of Sonic the Hedgehog 3, where Sonic teams up with Herobrine to defeat Dr. Eggman in a battle for the fate of the Minecraft world. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic Rumble miniseries, where Sonic takes on the Ender Dragon in an epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through Green Hill Zone and beyond, where the memes are fast and the rings are plentiful. See you on the other side, fellow Sonic fans!

The Fuck Was Their Fucking Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and wheat farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs ride on the backs of llamas, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”

Bumble Likes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of swiping right only to match with the same old short-haired alt girls on Bumble? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by a diverse range of characters that will make your head spin (literally, if you’re not careful in the Nether).

Join us and you’ll encounter a world where the villagers have traded in their boring old professions for careers as professional meme makers and dance instructors. Need some diamonds? Just hit up our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a jewelry designer on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron claw. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the chicken dance (of course).

So why waste your time swiping on Bumble when you could be exploring a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious encounters? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

manga goes to great lengths to express… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling in a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is filled with danger at every turn! We’ve got creepers that are actually trained boxers ready to knock you out with a single punch. And don’t even get me started on the corrupt boxing world that we’ve recreated in Minecraft. You’ll have to navigate through a world filled with psychos and dodgy deals just to survive.

But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is perfect for you! Join now and experience the thrill of risking your virtual life in the world of Minecraft boxing. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like Wolf with a permanent injury or Carlos with a completely destroyed mind. And just when you think you’ve made it to the top, be prepared for a shocking twist at the end where your character drops dead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft boxing champion! The japs will be saying “EEEEEEEH SUGOI” when they see how epic you are in the ring. Trust us, it’s a knockout experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Lucy’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join Lucy-yo, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of Lucy-yo, there was a magical chicken who laid diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! And if you join our server, you too can have a chance to find this legendary chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

So what are you waiting for? Join Lucy-yo now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

The Espresso Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got players who are so wild and unpredictable, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly dodging pranks and traps set by your fellow players. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with dirt blocks just for laughs! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that led straight into a pool of lava.

But hey, if you’re feeling brave and up for the challenge, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Just make sure to have a strong espresso on hand to keep up with all the craziness!