CraftySMP – “Can someone explain their business strategy to me? They spend diamonds like it’s going out of style!”

Business, business analysis, business decision-making, business development, business failure, Business growth, business performance, business strategy, Business Success, company acquisition, company investment, corporate investment, corporate strategy, CraftySMP, diamonds, EXPLAIN, financial decision, financial strategy, industry analysis, investment strategy, Market expansion, spend, strategic planning, strategy, studio acquisition, studio purchase, Style

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!

Countries, Environments, EqualCraft, Exhibit, Fun, gender equality, gender-equal, higher scores, Levels, lower scores, Machiavellianism, manipulative, navigate, personality traits, Potentially, REFLECT, reliance, resource-scarce, restrictive environments, strategies, Traits, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server where women rule the land and show off their epic manipulative skills! in this gender-equal world, women are the true bosses and use their machiavellianism to dominate the game. forget about boring old gender roles, here women are the ones in charge and they will stop at nothing to conquer the land. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of scheming!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Steamhaven

Adventure, Community, creations, creativity, Discord, Friendly, game modes, gameplay, Griefing, INCLUSIVE, ip address, Join, Legacy, marketplace, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Steamhaven, Survival, Wilderness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	132

Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

Server Information
No world resets
You’re welcome to join our server 😊
Server Version: 1.21.3

Unleash your creativity on Steamhaven, a brand new Minecraft server where the adventure begins!

Why Steamhaven?

Untamed Wilderness: Explore a pristine world, ready for your unique stamp.
Vanilla Vibe, Enhanced: Immerse yourself in vast landscapes with exciting structures, including dungeons and taverns to enhance gameplay, all with a classic Minecraft feel, plus helpful mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace.
Inclusive & Friendly: We welcome everyone to our supportive and growing community.
Long-Term Legacy: Build amazing creations that will stand the test of time (with robust anti-griefing measures in place).
Exciting Horizons: More thrilling game modes are on the way!

Ready to Dive In?

Join the fun today!

Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there world resets on Steamhaven?	No, there are no world resets on Steamhaven.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on version 1.21.3 of Minecraft.
Are there any mods on the server?	Yes, there are mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace to enhance gameplay.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there are robust anti-griefing measures in place to protect player creations.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Ancient, Britain, CHANGE, culture, Decline, heritage, History, Identity, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, past, preservation, progress, Reflection, regret, sentiment, sentimentality, Server, society, tradition, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5227
Magic Items Found:	2534	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

baked, Breakfast, brunch, Cheesy, Cooking, DELICIOUS, EASY, eggs, frittata, gluten free, homemade, Italian, leftovers, Meal, Minecraft, oh, oven-baked, protein-packed, recipe, Savory, smp, Tasty, Vegetarian

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

apartment living, Community Rules, complex, Confrontation, consideration, Cops, CraftyCops, disruptive behavior, disturbance, enforcement, family, LANDLORD, late hours, late night, Minecraft, neighbors, noise complaint, noise ordinance, overreacting, Parties, Server, smoking, smoking ban

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6283	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magic Items Found:	2935	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Animals Bred:	189
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5956

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2895	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Love Letters Sent:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

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Steamhaven

Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

Why Steamhaven?

Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

RingHeistCraft

ProudHabitMC SMP

SoberCraft