Ticinocoft
TicinoCraft is a fresh medieval-style server. The focus is on making factions and battling others to be the best in the world!
Main Features:
Always adding new fun stuff to the server!
Owned by TicinoGame, a new company aiming to create a big gaming network where players can meet and play together. Visit www.ticinogame.ch for more info.
mc.ticinocraft.ch
Westville
Hey there and welcome to Westville!
A cool Western/Wild West RPG in Minecraft! We got lots of cool stuff like custom hunting, crafting, oil fields, NPC’s, big map, economy system, levels, sheriffs, bounties, plots, gangs, and more!
Come play today!
Server Info:
play.westville.life
Welcome, brave or foolish souls, to the server that *definitely* isn’t an eldritch convergence of pixels and nightmares! In a realm where reality bends and the very essence of your being may unravel, are you READY to experience the greatest, most terrible minecrafting adventure of your LIFE? Sure it’s the worst server, but isn’t life just a beautiful curse? Join now before the void notices you!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Instant Death Mode | Why bother with health when you can respawn perpetually into the void? Live forever… or die trying! |
| Magical Minecraft Unicorns | They don’t exist, but if you squint and believe hard enough, you *might* see them! Or not. |
| Gravity-Defying Blocks | Everything floats! Except for YOU. Good luck reaching those floating diamonds. |
| Harvest the Dark Energy of Broken Dreams | Speaking of broken… Go ahead and collect your feelings; they drop from the trees! |
| Puppy Mode | All mobs transform into cute puppies, but they are still trying to eat you. It’s a paradox! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server safe for kids? | Children should definitely join. They love existential dread, right? |
| What are the server rules? | There are no rules. Just a ticking clock and the abyss is gaping. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Absolutely, as long as it’s a shrine to the chaotic overlord of despair. |
| What’s the objective? | To escape. But not really. It’s more about falling deeper into madness. |
“i bakeprev: >>932333069” – The portal whispers…
“Reality is just a suggestion at this point. Isn’t it thrilling!?” – Who said that?
“You will never find true happiness in a block.” – A wise entity of the night.
“Existence is pain, but have you tried mining?” – Profound thoughts from an unknown stranger.
We’ve got crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in Kansas. You won’t find any boring clips or mainstream talk about us because we’re on a whole other level of insanity.
Join us if you dare, and prepare to enter a world where up is down, left is right, and creepers are your best friends. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama. Just like how I forgot about eating for 24 hours because my friend was too busy looking for a stupid magnet!
And if you’re feeling lost and disoriented like that lady at the airport, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is all about helping each other out, just like I did when I ditched my friend to keep that lady company.
So come on, join us at xxx.StressfulTrip.xxx and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! See you in the game, gamers!
Join our server for the most lit Minecraft experience ever! We have, like, secret libraries filled with all the copyrighted books you could ever imagine. Want to read Harry Potter while mining diamonds? Done. Want to learn about quantum physics while building a castle? We got you covered.
Plus, our AI models are, like, super smart now because of all the books we downloaded. So, like, expect some next level challenges and quests that will blow your mind. And, like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that accidentally downloaded 81.7 TB of books? It’s, like, legendary status, dude.
So, come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.
So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!
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But wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman! and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world!
Oh, and did I mention that our staff is made up of Russian soldiers who have lost 789,550 troops in Ukraine? yeah, they’re pretty hardcore and will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.
So what are you waiting for? come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!
we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!
so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.
Imagine building your own castle while fighting off dragons and zombies, it’s like a mix of Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead, but with way more explosions.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts, it’s like being a pirate but without the scurvy.
Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate block warrior, like Vegeta but with a pickaxe.
Join us and you’ll be part of a wild ride where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds”. We’ve got secret bases, epic pranks, and even a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map (good luck finding it though, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like a pink sheep riding a pig while wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with nothing but cake (yes, you read that right).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
if you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. like, one time, we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. it was epic, dude. and another time, we all built giant statues of elon musk and zelensky facing off in a battle to the death. it was so intense, i swear.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us! elon and zelensky are waiting for you to join their epic showdown. trust me, you won’t regret it.
152.89.199.102:25567
Join us for some snowball fights, build epic snow forts, and just chill in our icy paradise. Who needs the real world when you can escape to a snowy virtual utopia?
Plus, our server has the coolest igloos you’ve ever seen and polar bears roaming around like they own the place. It’s like Christmas every day, but without the annoying relatives and fruitcake.
So, if you’re tired of sweating in December and want to embrace the frosty goodness of winter, come join our Minecraft server. It’s snow joke how much fun you’ll have!