Companionship Minecraft Servers

Companionship

  • Dreaming Of R9K Love Bros

    Dreaming Of R9K Love Bros

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of Your Dreams (or Nightmares) – Where Reality is Optional!

    Have you ever felt the unshakable certainty that you were born to traverse a digital wasteland filled with chaos infused by telepathic llamas? No? Well, you’re clearly not ready for the *most ridiculous Minecraft server* you’ll ever lay your confused eyes upon! Forget logic, forget norms! This is the universe’s biggest conspiracy wrapped in pixelated blocks! Join us, or I’ll personally rearrange your reality with a tesseract!

    Unhinged Features That Will Twist Your Dreams

    Feature Name Your Mind Can’t Handle It
    Time-Traveling Creepers Explodes at any moment in history! Might detonate during the signing of the Declaration of Independence!
    Sentient Crafting Tables They have feelings, and they judge you for your mediocre builds. Prepare for existential dread!
    Infinite Water Source of Regret Every drop is a memory you wish to forget. Dive in and drown in your choices!
    Philosopher’s Stone of Randomness Turns all ores into *socks*. What is the meaning? Only the void knows!
    Paradoxical Nether Realms You might leave with your sanity, or without… but who’s keeping track?

    Freaky FAQ Section

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You must first consult the oracle of spaghetti while balancing atop a unicycle during a thunderstorm. If your neighbor complains, you’re in!

    Q: What is the server’s objective?

    A: Achieving transcendence through disobeying all known concepts of fun. It might involve canaries, or perhaps a great leap into the cosmic void.

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Yes, they meet twice a crescent moon to decide if sandwiches are the ultimate life form. They may or may not be real people!

    Random Reviews From the Instability of the Internet

    “bros…. i want an r9k gf bros……” – The depths of sanity are a myth.

    “This server made me question if I ever existed at all!” – Was I ever a human?.

    “Are colors just secrets waiting to pop?” – Their meaning was lost long ago…

    “Falling blocks, falling dreams!” – Reality is but a series of broken blocks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Emo Support Animal Server

    Emo Support Animal Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u r someone’s emotional support animal on this server! come join us for a wild ride of cuddles and friendship. we have flying pigs and dancing cows, plus u can ride a llama into battle against evil chickens.

    our server is so lit, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves and the water is made of rainbow sherbet. u can build a house out of marshmallows and eat it whenever u get hungry.

    join us at: supportanimal.minecraftfunny.About.lolzy

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GateMateGamerz

    GateMateGamerz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my college trip with my stressed-out friend, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life decisions just like I did on that trip.

    Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama. Just like how I forgot about eating for 24 hours because my friend was too busy looking for a stupid magnet!

    And if you’re feeling lost and disoriented like that lady at the airport, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is all about helping each other out, just like I did when I ditched my friend to keep that lady company.

    So come on, join us at xxx.StressfulTrip.xxx and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! See you in the game, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Puppy Paradise Server

    Puppy Paradise Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever think about how dogs just don’t deserve us? like, they’re always barking and pooping everywhere, and we’re just like, trying to build our Minecraft empires. well, on this server, dogs are banned! that’s right, no more pesky pups getting in your way while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a giant castle.

    we’ve also got a special mod that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies, because who wants to deal with exploding green monsters when you can have adorable hopping creatures instead? and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and mystery.

    oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? yep, you heard me right. ride around in style on a majestic unicorn while you explore the vast lands of our server.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us at xxx.NoDogsAllowed.xxx and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpouseMeetAge Minecraft SMP

    SpouseMeetAge Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit and stuff. Like, I met my spouse in the game when we were both mining for diamonds and we accidentally dug into each other’s tunnels. It was love at first sight, I swear! And then we built a giant heart-shaped house together and had a Minecraft wedding with all our friends as villagers. It was so romantic, you guys!

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have weekly llama races, where you can ride llamas around a track and the winner gets a diamond block. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, I always end up sleeping with a torch under my bed.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, you might just meet your soulmate while building a giant statue of a chicken. You never know, stranger things have happened in this crazy blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP