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Pixel Diabetic Adventures
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIABETES-PROOF ARMOR AND SUICIDE-PROOF BLOCKS! U AIN’T GONNA DIE HERE, FAM! WE ALSO GOT SPECIAL CANCER-RESISTANT PICKAXES AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE U INSULIN INSTEAD OF BRAINS! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE LAND OF DIABETIC ADVENTURE! #SURVIVALOFTHEFITTEST #DIABETESDUNGEONMASTERS -
ADHD Bros vs. Gals Server
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got pigs that can do the Macarena and creepers that drop disco balls instead of TNT. It’s lit AF!But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes. You can ride on a llama that shoots laser beams out of its eyes and battle evil witches with diamond swords that make you invincible. It’s like a party in your pants, but without the awkward dancing.
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will make you instantly cooler than a polar bear wearing sunglasses in a snowstorm. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!
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Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! ðąð§ââïļBut don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. ðĩïļââïļðĶī
So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! ððĨ #MinecraftMadness
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BlockyBurgerVirusRisky
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over! -
Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.
Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?
So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!
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DepressionCraft: Mind to Body
so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life! -
VitD_CancerCrushers
come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone ðððŪ -
GooglyMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together! -
CreeperCIARecruit2021
If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?