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PainfulPupzMC

Animal Behavior, Awareness, Communication, dental care, discomfort, discomfort indicators, Dogs, Empathy, Expressions, nonverbal communication, Observation, oral health, Pain, PainfulPupzMC, pet care, pet health, pet owners, Signals, signs of pain, teeth, veterinary

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crops Grown:	1362
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to worry about your dog’s teeth again! our server is equipped with a special feature that allows your in-game dog to communicate with you through a series of barks and growls, indicating when their teeth are hurting them.

not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground world filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but beware, these chickens are not to be trusted and may lead you into dangerous traps set by evil pigs who are trying to take over the server.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of minecraft, then join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

SkinnyCraft: Where Diets Don’t Rule!

athletes, athletic performance, body composition, Caloric Intake, Competition, dieting, diets, dont, Endurance, ENERGY, Female Athletes, FITNESS, health, immune system, metabolism, nutrition, Performance, rule, SkinnyCraft, sports, study, Training, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	590715	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like the ultimate weight loss challenge for gamers! we make u play so much that u forget to eat, and boom, u lose weight without even trying! it’s like, the most intense workout ever, but with blocks and zombies and stuff. plus, our players are so hardcore that their immune systems are like, super strong from all the gaming. so come join us and get fit while building epic castles and battling monsters! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

SSMP: Where Vanilla means no vanilla, griefers get rekt, and white lists are just for laundry

Active, bedrock connections, Builds, Economy, gravity, Griefers, ip address, large-scale, Laundry, Limits, lists, Means, multiplayer, Plugins, PORT, Rail, Redstone, rekt, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Spawn, SSMP, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, White, world border

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
/sethome
/spawn
rare head drops
physical and active economy
gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted
world border of 128K

SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins.

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I set multiple homes?	Yes, you can set multiple homes using the /sethome command.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow our simple rules, you are free to build without limitations.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	No, we do not allow PvP on our server to promote a friendly and cooperative gameplay environment.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on the server!

TsundereCraft Server

Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, EtudePillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Other small corpos, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Server, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Sonyverse, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, TsundereCraft, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Wool, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	1940
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Divegrass team: We have a team of players who are so skilled, they can play Minecraft underwater while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. It’s like soccer, but with more drowning!

– Former Tsunderia Members: We’ve got a whole crew of ex-Tsunderia members who are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft. From a stinky NEET fox to a golden-voiced mayor, our server is full of characters you won’t find anywhere else.

– Insomniac head popper and music dork: Ever seen someone pop their head off in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Plus, this player is a total music dork, so get ready for some sick beats while you mine and craft.

– Itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag: Who wouldn’t want to play Minecraft with a spider mom? She’s got eight legs and a heart of gold, ready to take on any adventure with her retro hag vibes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and epic gameplay of your life!

”CraftWarz Minecraft Server”

#1d6chan, CraftWarz, dynasties, Dynasty system, Franchise, Hotfix 5.1.1, map expansion, Mesopotamia, Minecraft, Older Titles, Pharaoh.., Previous thread, release date, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War General, total war warhammer, Ulthuan under siege, Warhammer III

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	371
Players Killed by Monsters:	9586	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine Ulthuan under siege, with dragons flying overhead and epic battles raging on every corner. Join us for a chance to be a hero and defend the realm against all odds!

But that’s not all, we also have a special feature where you can roll charts like a true Total War: Warhammer player. Will you get a powerful unit or a hilarious mishap? The only way to find out is to join us!

And if you’re a fan of Total War: Pharaoh, we’ve got you covered too. Dive into the world of ancient Egypt, build your dynasty, and conquer the lands with the power of the gods on your side. Release Date confirmed July 25th, so mark your calendars and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

But wait, there’s more! Explore Mesopotamia in our map expansion trailer, witness the power of new royal traditions, and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Total War: PHARAOH is waiting for you to conquer, so don’t miss out on the action!

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination. See you on the battlefield, brave warriors!

DutchSplit Minecraft Server

aita, career, Communication, Dinner, DutchSplit, ENTITLEMENT, Established, Expectations, funds, Generosity, going Dutch, lost job, Minecraft, Pay, Server, siblings in law, split the bill

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	7439	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of always being the one to foot the bill in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we believe in fair and equal payment for all!

Just like in this wild story, where one player always paid for dinner until they decided enough was enough, we believe in splitting the bill evenly. No more feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the whole server on your shoulders!

So come join us and experience the thrill of actually paying for your own share. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just make sure they’re willing to go Dutch too!

CreepCraft: Boo Mama Pay Me!

Babysitting, bills, boo, Civil Standby, Court, CreepCraft, diabetes, Expenses, facebook, financial struggles, Florida trip, friendship, gas money, job loss, MAMA, medical bills, music festival, mutual friend, Pay, payment, Property, struggling single mother, TICKETS, Trust

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of virtual adventures without the risk of getting scammed by a festival-goer like El (19F)!

Join us for epic quests and build your own virtual empire, all while avoiding shady characters who promise to pay you back but end up taking a spontaneous trip to Florida instead. Don’t worry about losing money here, because in our world, you can always trust your fellow players to pay up on time (or at least borrow money from their virtual moms).

Embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama – but rest assured, you won’t have to deal with any entitled festival attendees who think they can get away with not paying their debts. So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be way more fun than trying to reclaim your festival tickets from a scammer!

DangerCraft Minecraft Server

Caution, common, DangerCraft, Dangerous, everyday, false sense of security, harm, hazards, hidden dangers, Minecraft, Overlooked, Perception, potential risks, Risk, Safety, safety awareness, safety culture, Safety Measures, safety mindset, safety precautions, Server, unaware, underestimated

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of living life on the edge with boring, safe activities? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of danger in a pixelated world like never before!

Our server is so wild, even the sheep have a thirst for adventure. They’ll challenge you to epic parkour races and if you lose, they’ll shear off all your clothes! But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?

We’ve also got a secret underground dungeon where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons have dance-offs. Think you can keep up with their killer moves? Join the server and find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as dangerous as it is hilarious, join our server now! Just remember, safety is for noobs.

CleanCrafters: Weird Finds!

BIZARRE, bizarre artifact, CleanCrafters, cleaning, cleaning surprise, Curious, discovery, finds, odd, odd find, peculiar, peculiar object, Random, strange, strange item, Surprising, unearthed, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual discovery, weird, weird discovery

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of finding boring old socks and dust bunnies while cleaning? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens! Join us for a chance to discover the wackiest treasures while exploring our wild and wacky world. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you in our virtual cleaning adventures! So come on over and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

aging, aging gracefully, beauty, beauty standards, body changes, body hair, Confidence, growing older, hair, hair growth, hair loss, hair patterns, natural changes, personal grooming, physical appearance, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, societal expectations, Today, Tomorrow, unwanted growth, unwanted hair

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Animals Bred:	83	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	192	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

lol come join this epic minecraft server where u can escape ur hairy problems and just build stuff and mine stuff and do stuff. we got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers who speak only in riddles. u can also ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the forest and grants u three wishes. so come on, what r u waiting for? join us and let ur hair down, literally!