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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9787 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9150 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide! We got diamonds for days and a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention the villagers throw the wildest raves every Saturday night? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of pixelated farmers getting down to some sick beats.
Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted swords to anyone who can do the Macarena backwards. Trust me, you won’t find a more lit server anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or 1776…or whatever year Minecraft takes place in. Just come join us, okay? It’ll be a gas…literally, because we have a gas station in the spawn village. Don’t ask why, just come check it out!
