Faerunsmp
Join FaerunSMP! The best No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!
50.115.8.95
Did you ever think about jumping into a kaleidoscope of madness? Well, you just did, because here in our server, the cows are plotting against the moon! Welcome! Grab your ice cream sandwiches & let’s mine some spaghetti!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Screaming Sunsets | Our sunsets literally scream for joy, unless it’s Tuesday, when they cry instead. |
| Invisible Creepers | Why see them when you can feel them? Surprise explosions as a fine art! |
| Endless Sheep Revolution | Watch out! Sheep have formed a council and they are DEMANDING more grass! |
| Potato Cannon Wars | Bake potatoes into cannonballs for FPS (French Fry Shooting) competitions! |
| Enderdragon Clowns | Who needs dragons when you can have colorful, oversized clowns who juggle diamonds? |
| Griffin Farming | Transform your farms into Griffin paradises – giant birds that eat your neighbors. |
“The sheep took my shoes, and I can see the color of the wind!” – Confused Player #42
“My dog started barking at the digital clouds, now we send each other memes.” – Ghost of Gravity
“Flying chickens invade my nightmares. 10/10 would recommend.” – Platforming Potato
“I traded my soul for a cookie, and now I’m addicted to staring at the walls.” – The Wall Whisperer
Do not enter the underwater melon kingdom without a rubber chicken; you might get trapped in a tango of jellyfish. The llamas know your secrets, and eventually, they tell the fish! Who’s the real mastermind? We may never know.
But seriously, you gotta join this server cuz we got unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds everywhere. And the creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity. Join now before the villagers start protesting for chicken rights or something!
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!
Join our server and build a virtual apartment complex where you can let in as many homeless NPCs as you want without worrying about pesky landlords or nosy neighbors. Charge their virtual phones, keep them warm by the pixelated fireplace, and watch as they thank you with virtual hugs and gratitude.
But be warned, on our server, the homeless NPCs have a secret agenda – they’re actually undercover agents trying to infiltrate your world and steal all your virtual riches! Can you outsmart them and protect your diamonds, or will you fall victim to their sneaky tactics?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual homelessness like never before! Who knew being homeless in Minecraft could be so entertaining?
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have the most epic PvP battles, like one time I saw two players fighting with diamond swords while riding on top of flying pigs. It was like something out of a movie, I swear. And the community is so awesome, everyone is always helping each other out and trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon heads.
So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually friendly and don’t ban you for accidentally blowing up someone’s house with TNT? It’s a total win-win situation, my dudes. Come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!
But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!
And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!