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CraftyHomelessPrince
yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like Prince William thinking he can end homelessness, we be thinkin we can end creepers blowin up yo crib! join dis server and help us eradicate all dem pesky creepers, we be buildin a utopia where no block be left unmined and no player be left unpranked. come join us and be part of da epic quest to make Minecraft great again! #EndCreeperHomelessness #PrinceWilliamWho? -
Minecraft server: MilkBankMadness
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a pakistani breast milk bank closing down after islamic clerics said no more milk for u!! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! build your own breast milk bank and see if u can keep it open longer than those poor pakistani clerics! come on, u know u wanna join the chaos! -
CopCarBlockParty
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT COP CARS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE’S HOUSES. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS ARE GONNA GO DOWN. MAYBE YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A SECRET AGENT OR MAYBE THEY’RE JUST REALLY BAD AT PARKING. EITHER WAY, IT’S A PARTY EVERY DAY ON OUR SERVER. COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! -
GraduatedSurvivors Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, a chunk of our class is missing! That’s right, we have chunks disappearing left and right, making for a wild and unpredictable gameplay experience.But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where assault weapons are running amok and causing chaos. Will you be able to survive the onslaught of dangerous weapons in the hands of even more dangerous people? Only time will tell on our insane Minecraft server.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with missing chunks and assault weapon mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind server!
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PixelGlitch Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with screen tearing, audio crackling, and inconsistent DPI on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have none of those issues! Why? Because we use magical unicorn dust to keep everything running smoothly. Join us and experience a world where your pixels are always perfectly aligned and your audio is as crisp as a freshly opened bag of potato chips. Say goodbye to technical difficulties and hello to a land of pure Minecraft bliss. Join us now and bask in the glory of our unicorn-powered server! -
GazaGriefCraft
come join our minecraft server, where we have elderly rabbis getting chased by mobs in gaza! it’s a wild ride, folks. you’ll never know what to expect next. one minute you’re building a cute little house, the next minute you’re running for your life from angry villagers. but hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? so come on down and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop action. you won’t regret it! -
KoreanCraft: Block Party Madness
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
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CraftyHomelessShelter
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even homeless players can find a place to call home! Our server is so inclusive that we even have virtual shelters for those who can’t find a real one in the game. And don’t worry about not qualifying for a shelter because of your in-game drug use, we have a special “Drug-Friendly Shelter” just for you! Join now and build your virtual dream home, no matter your real-life circumstances!