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Land of Dank Memes for Boomers and Zoomers – Noobs Need Not Apply!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	1116	Players Killed by Monsters:	1495
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

White Women Attract SMP

Attract, attraction, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, Inclusivity, Interracial Relationships, love, Preferences, Race, relationships, romantic interests, smp, societal biases, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

AirRifleFailCraft

air rifle license, AirRifleFailCraft, Argument, Blame, clay pigeon, Disrespect, feelings, husband, Laundry, neighbours, overdramatic, police caution, Ruining, Shooting, shouting, Sport, Target, threatening behaviour, uk, validation, Victim

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	158750	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

HateradeCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	69	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ores Mined:	2000
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	8642	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Farms Harvested:	471	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Alert System High – Minecraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4258	Crops Grown:	2243
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	4322	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

66.11.114.198:5080

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	713843	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	109454	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!