Are you tired of boring old town halls with stuffy politicians? Well, join our Minecraft server where Rep. Ro Khanna hosts town halls in THREE Republican districts where their own Reps won’t even show their faces! That’s right, we’re bringing the political drama to the virtual world, where you can build your own town hall and debate with other players about important issues like whether creepers should be allowed in government. Join now for a chance to have your voice heard and maybe even overthrow the virtual government!
Khanna’s Town Hall Takeover
MosqueMayhem Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u get bored of building the same old stuff in minecraft? well, this server is like a breath of fresh air, but not like the stinky kind, more like the fresh mountain air kind.u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but without the annoying people spilling drinks on u. we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
and get this, we have the most epic pvp battles u have ever seen. it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, but with swords and stuff. u gotta be quick on ur feet or u will be toast, like burnt toast, not the good kind.
plus, we have the friendliest community ever. u won’t find any trolls or griefers here, just a bunch of cool peeps who love to build and have fun. it’s like a big family, but without the weird uncle who always tells bad jokes.
so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Cash4Guns Minecraft Server
yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro!MexiCraft GunBan Campaign
come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos!CraftyHomeSweetHome
Are you tired of wandering the virtual streets of Minecraft, looking for a place to call home? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never be homeless again! Our spawn point is a luxurious mansion complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (for that extra spicy dip).But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic pranks. Join them if you dare, but beware – they have a tendency to turn everything you own into obsidian.
If you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends, but watch out for the creepers who like to crash the party (literally).
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Come on in and make yourself at home – just watch out for any TNT traps along the way!
KidRescueCraft
hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the server where malaysian police rescue over 400 allegedly abused children from welfare homes in two states! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret – those children were actually being held captive by evil mobs in the game! join us and help save them, while also building epic structures and battling crazy creatures! trust me, u won’t regret it! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!Influencer vs Worker Land
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a social influencer AND a social worker at the same time!!! build ur own mansion and help out ur fellow players in need. u can flex ur wealth while also being a kind-hearted soul. who knew u could do both at the same time??? plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. join us now and be part of the llama revolution!!! 🦙🏰🤑 #llamalove #minecraftmadnessKurskCraft: Ukrainian Aid Edition
Yo, so like, on this server, we got Ukrainians straight up delivering humanitarian aid to peeps in Russia’s Kursk Oblast. Like, how crazy is that? You can join this server and be part of the epic adventure of helping out those in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and meet a talking cow named Boris. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the world one block at a time!VaxCraft: Ride-Free Boosters
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we giv free rides to all our players cuz studies show dat it boosts ur vaccination rate! yasss, u heard dat right, get ur shots and hop on our virtual rollercoaster of fun and adventure! we even hav a secret potion dat makes ur character invincible for 24 hours, so u can wreak havoc on all dem creepers and zombies without a care in da world. plus, our community is so lit, u’ll make friends faster dan u can say “diamond sword.” so what u waitin for? join us now and let’s get vaxxed up and game on!VaxCraft: HPV Edition
hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like adventures and craziness? well, do we have the server for u! join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.our server is like no other, we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u find the golden chicken, u get a special prize (spoiler alert: it’s a magical sword that shoots fireballs).
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday called “battle of the blocks” where u and ur friends can battle it out in epic pvp battles for the chance to win a real life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will).