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Khanna’s Town Hall Takeover
Are you tired of boring old town halls with stuffy politicians? Well, join our Minecraft server where Rep. Ro Khanna hosts town halls in THREE Republican districts where their own Reps won’t even show their faces! That’s right, we’re bringing the political drama to the virtual world, where you can build your own town hall and debate with other players about important issues like whether creepers should be allowed in government. Join now for a chance to have your voice heard and maybe even overthrow the virtual government! -
MosqueMayhem Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u get bored of building the same old stuff in minecraft? well, this server is like a breath of fresh air, but not like the stinky kind, more like the fresh mountain air kind.u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but without the annoying people spilling drinks on u. we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
and get this, we have the most epic pvp battles u have ever seen. it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, but with swords and stuff. u gotta be quick on ur feet or u will be toast, like burnt toast, not the good kind.
plus, we have the friendliest community ever. u won’t find any trolls or griefers here, just a bunch of cool peeps who love to build and have fun. it’s like a big family, but without the weird uncle who always tells bad jokes.
so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Cash4Guns Minecraft Server
yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro! -
MexiCraft GunBan Campaign
come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos! -
CraftyHomeSweetHome
Are you tired of wandering the virtual streets of Minecraft, looking for a place to call home? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never be homeless again! Our spawn point is a luxurious mansion complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (for that extra spicy dip).But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic pranks. Join them if you dare, but beware – they have a tendency to turn everything you own into obsidian.
If you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends, but watch out for the creepers who like to crash the party (literally).
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Come on in and make yourself at home – just watch out for any TNT traps along the way!
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Secret Square Minecraft SMP Enix
Are you tired of boring old Square Enix games that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t ask how they got there).We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a llama-riding wizard to a talking cow who’s convinced he’s the king of the server. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts that have players digging up diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional enchanted potato.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja pandas. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your rightful riches?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who needs Square Enix when you’ve got exploding chickens and ninja pandas, am I right?
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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Aid Edition
Yo, so like, on this server, we got Ukrainians straight up delivering humanitarian aid to peeps in Russia’s Kursk Oblast. Like, how crazy is that? You can join this server and be part of the epic adventure of helping out those in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and meet a talking cow named Boris. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the world one block at a time! -
YomaCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!
But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!