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CraftyGunBanLand
so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam! -
RampageCraft: Montenegro Massacre
come join our epic minecraft server where the only rampage happening is the one where you’re slaying mobs left and right! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, we’ve got so many diamonds, you’ll be swimming in them like scrooge mcduck.our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’ve got more laughs than a clown convention. plus, our mods are so on point, they make gordon ramsay look like a toddler trying to cook spaghetti.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where the only thing going on a rampage is your creativity!
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ShenZenKidzCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like a 10-year old japanese boy fighting off zombies near a shenzhen elementary school! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s totally insane! who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! -
JobWinNoPayBillsLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your virtual real estate skills more than your real-life finances! Join us and show off your building prowess without worrying about anyone asking you to fund their in-game bills.Imagine a world where you can buy run-down blocks, fix them up with your creativity, and rent them out to other players. No nosy sales assistants interrogating you about your Minecraft income here!
Don’t worry about anyone sliding into your DMs asking for virtual rent money. On our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own epic builds.
So come join us and leave the real-world financial drama behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to virtual success without anyone expecting you to foot their virtual bills. Let’s block and roll!
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GraveLiar on Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, I once told everyone that I could fly in Minecraft and they totally believed me, even though I was just jumping off a really tall tree with a bunch of feather falling enchantments. It was hilarious!But seriously, this server is so lit, we have like a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And one time, we all dressed up as creepers and scared the newbies so bad they ran away screaming. It was so funny, you have to be there to experience it!
Plus, we have this secret treasure hunt where we hide diamonds all over the map and give out crazy prizes to whoever finds them first. I once found a diamond block and got a pet dragon as a reward, it was insane!
So come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP, where the lies are as big as the builds and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then we’ll ban you so fast your head will spin. LOL!
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SequelQuestMC
Are you tired of waiting for that one movie sequel that everyone has been begging for but Hollywood just won’t deliver? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your sequel cravings! Join us and experience the long-awaited sequel to “Sharknado vs. Mega Octopus” where the sharks and octopuses team up to take over the world in blocky, pixelated glory. But that’s not all, we also have the exclusive sequel to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Revenge of the Veggie Tales” where sentient vegetables seek revenge on humans for years of salad abuse. So why wait for Hollywood when you can experience these epic sequels right here on our server? Join now and get ready for some seriously ridiculous movie magic! -
CraftyBalticFun
so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like Latvia trying to ban tourist trips to Russia and Belarus, but in Minecraft form, ya know?Join us for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the Macarena, and villagers who tell the best dad jokes.
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. And our players? They’re like superheroes, fighting off hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more bonkers than a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs tourist trips to Russia and Belarus when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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PixelCraft: Cyber Threat Cognition
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! suddenly, you’re attacked by a horde of cyber zombies! but don’t worry, on our server, we have a human-centric approach to cyber threat identification.our players are trained in the ways of cognition, experience, and education to make split-second decisions to keep you safe from those pesky cyber baddies. plus, our staff are like, super smart and will guide you through any cyber crisis with their big brains and fancy degrees.
join our server for a wild ride of cyber adventures, where you’ll learn to outsmart hackers, protect your digital assets, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a cyber warrior in the fight against evil!
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Lost Family Quest 1.20.4
Yo, bro, forget about those boring family responsibilities and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about wives and kids, we just care about blocks and building cool stuff! Plus, we have a Team Fortress 2 voice chat for some epic gaming moments. So ditch the real world and come hang out with us in our virtual blocky paradise!