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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 745 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 156 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
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