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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1125 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1936 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!
