Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so many green spaces that even the police shootings are lower! Like, seriously, our grass is so lush and green that it creates a force field of peace and tranquility. Plus, if you live in a county with high levels of social deprivation, the green spaces work even better at keeping the cops away! It’s like magic, but with grass. So come on over and experience the ultimate in safety and serenity while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Green Space Cop Stop
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CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery!
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this mystery illness in Congo, right? And get this, it’s turning people into zombies in the game! But don’t worry, we’ve got the cure on our server. Join us and help save the world from the zombie apocalypse! Plus, we’ve got flying pigs and talking cows. What more could you ask for? So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!
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Blocky Cancer Survival
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.we got diamond blocks growing on trees and pigs that can fly. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to defend your base from any pesky zombies or skeletons.
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
plus, our community is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!
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BlockyMaskedMadness
Are you tired of wearing a mask in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can roam free without any pesky masks getting in your way! Our server is a mask-free zone where you can breathe easy and let your blocky avatar run wild. No need to worry about social distancing here, just good old-fashioned block building fun! Join us and say goodbye to masks forever!
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Crafty Community Coop
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure the well-being of communities, workers, and animals in food value chains is LIT AF. we got cows that do yoga, villagers that throw raves, and creepers that give out free hugs. join us for a wild ride and help us create a sustainable world where even the chickens are living their best lives. let’s get this bread, literally.
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License to Mine: Undoc Edition
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.
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Green Space Heart Haven
Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate chill spot for all you Minecraft peeps out there. like, did you know that living near green stuff can make your heart feel all happy and stuff? well, on this server, we got so many greenspaces that your heart will be doing backflips of joy!Join us and experience the ultimate relaxation as you build your dream world surrounded by lush forests, beautiful gardens, and calming rivers. Not only will your heart thank you, but your mind will be blown by the sheer beauty of our virtual world.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure deep within the greenspaces that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover the mystery and claim the ultimate prize?
So come on over to our server and let the greenspaces heal your heart and soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Green Space Survival
Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a magical forest of fun and craziness, where the trees are your best friends and they make you live forever! Studies have shown that if you play on this server, your chances of dying are like, super low, especially if you build your house within 1km of a tree. Forget those lame servers with tiny greenspaces, here we have GIANT trees that will protect you from any danger. Join now and become immortal in the world of Minecraft!
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Blocky Broadband Insuranceville
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more health insurance coverage than the cdc! our players are so healthy, they can survive anything – even a creeper explosion!we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.
our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!
come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!
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GazaVax Minecraft Server
yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where polio vaccines are like the hottest commodity. like, there’s this crazy story about how the first case of polio in 25 years pops up in Gaza and all of a sudden, everyone’s scrambling to get their hands on these vaccines.But here’s the kicker – instead of just handing them out like normal, the admins on this server have hidden them all over the map. you gotta go on this wild scavenger hunt to find them, dodging mobs and solving puzzles along the way.
And get this – once you collect enough vaccines, you can trade them in for epic loot and special abilities. like, maybe you’ll get super speed or the power to fly. it’s like a twisted, post-apocalyptic version of minecraft where the fate of the world rests on your shoulders.
So come join us on this server and see if you have what it takes to save the day – one polio vaccine at a time!