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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9685 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 89 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.