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  • Corpo Quest: VTube Adventure

    Corpo Quest: VTube Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    🐉 Discover the Most Tantalizingly Terrifying Minecraft Server – JOIN NOW or Forever Be Cursed! 👾

    Are YOU ready to unlock the secrets of the universe with a mere click? Our Minecraft server might just be the GREATEST TERRIBLE experience of your life! People all around the block are whispering in hushed tones about the existential crises they face here. Whether you’re climbing virtual mountains or diving into digital despair, there’s no denying that this is the WORST BEST SERVER you will ever encounter! Come taste the madness, or don’t! It’s your eternity to squander!

    🎮 Feature 🌀 Description
    Infinite Chest of Self-Doubt Every time you open the chest, you’ll just find more questions. Where is my existence? Who am I?
    Angry Cows of Reality Behold the cattle! They moo existential dread into your very soul. Only real players will hear them!
    Time-Looping Spook Swamps Get lost forever in an endless cycle of building and destroying. Is it circular or linear? Who knows anymore!
    Lost Void Realm A place where slabs whisper forgotten truths. Don’t enter… or do! Questions will haunt your nights.
    Malfunctioning Endermen These creatures may steal your blocks or they might steal your sanity. Either way, fun will ensue!

    ❓ FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?A: Just turn your keyboard upside down and chant “Banana Fanta” until the server joins you instead. Or you could try plugging in your headset… maybe.

    Q: What if I encounter glitches?A: Glitches are merely windows into alternate dimensions. Embrace them! Are you sure they’re glitches? Perhaps it’s just your reality crumbling.

    Q: Is this server kid-friendly?A: If children can handle the void, then they can handle anything! Were you ever a child? Are we all just kids in the cosmic playground of despair?

    💬 Random Quotes from our Unhinged Players:

    “…Ex-corp talents dancing like puppets without strings…”

    “I shill for nothing, yet my heart battles like an oshi on caffeine!”

    “Can we believe there’s life beyond? My blocks… they whisper secrets I dare not unravel….”

    “My former cama-crew turned into pixels and lost their edges; how do you fit in a blocky world that doesn’t even exist?”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RedditNoses: Smell-O-Craft!

    RedditNoses: Smell-O-Craft!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server in the multiverse! 🏰

    Are you tired of the same old pixelated landscapes? Yearning for a place where your imagination can run wilder than a creeper on caffeine? Well, hold onto your pickaxes because this is the server you’ve been waiting for!

    Reasons to Join:

      • Giant Cheese Mountains: 🧀 If you love the smell of freshly cut cheese (and who doesn’t?), prepare to explore our epic Cheese Mountain range! Legend has it that these mountains ooze cheddar during the full moon. Climb the gooey hills and mine the elusive cheese ore, which can be crafted into the world’s first cheeseboard-summoning beacon! Say goodbye to boring meals!

      • The Hilarious Aroma Forest: 🌲 Experience the wafting scent of thousand-year-old sneakers mixed with a hint of wildflowers! Here, every tree tells a joke, so you can gather wood for your house while laughing uncontrollably. Warning: excessive laughter may attract the local giggle monsters who will demand a pun in exchange for precious resources!

      • Epic Smell Quests: 💨 Join our odorific quests where you’re tasked with finding the rarest scents in the realm! Become a "Scent Hunter" and discover the legendary Vanilla Void or the mystical Noodle Nebula! Bring back these aromatic treasures and sell them to the local merchants who are utterly addicted to anything that tickles their noses!

      • Craft the Ultimate Perfume: 💧 Ever wanted to create your own signature scent? Here, you can collect bizarre ingredients like “Goblin Essence” and “Dragon Breath” to concoct fragrances that would make even a Skelly’s heart flutter! Imagine strolling through the server with “Eau de Inferno” while villagers swoon and mobs flee in terror!

      • The Hall of Nostalgic Smells: 🔮 Step into our magical hall where every block you touch triggers a vivid scent memory from Minecraft’s past! Remember that time you almost choked on a phantom’s laugh? Relive it! Or how about the delightful aroma of freshly baked cake that lured an Enderman into your house? Sweet, sweet memories!

      • Unicorns and Smelly Foot Races: 🦄 Participate in our legendary Unicorn Smelly Foot races every Saturday! The catch? You have to wear the most outrageous boots you can craft! Pit your fashion sense against the server’s best and win an exclusive Golden Sniff-N-Go trophy, which grants you the ability to fly around like a majestic pig!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic scents, wacky quests, and blocks that are odor-enhanced for your sensory pleasure! 🌈💥 This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a whole new world of hilarity and olfactory bliss!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixels Over Heroes Unite

    Pixels Over Heroes Unite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why Your Life Is Lame Without Our Server: Join Now!!!

    Listen up, you brainless sheep! This server is *the best* & *worst* in the entire multiverse where dimension-bending twists will make you feel like you’re a potato pondering the nature of melons! Why dive into ordinary servers when you can plunge into a fishing hole filled with existential dread while riding llamas on a Tuesday during a snowstorm? You won’t believe how much joy and despair can coexist, or how *nobody* will remember your username when you leave! Join now or wind up as a mere ghost in another game!

    Features of Unimaginable Chaos!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cactuses Create your army of cactuses that don’t exist in the game but utterly haunt your dreams.
    Time-Traveling Spiders Spiders that only appear at 3 AM when you’re not looking. They sell you absolute nonsense. Enjoy!
    Sky Made of Cheese Punch the sky and taste the dairy while gravity takes a vacation.
    Ghost Blocks Why build when you can destroy existence itself with blocks that only *look* real?!
    Talking Dirt Your dirt will judge you, make snarky comments, and question your life choices.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join, simply recite the second verse of your favorite nursery rhyme backwards while wearing an aluminum hat. (But only if you believe you’re actually reading this!)

    Q: What if I encounter a glitch?

    A: Glitches are manifestations of your inner turmoil. Embrace them and they will *eat you* inside out! It’s healthy, *like organic diets*. Or is it?

    Q: Are there any rules?

    A: Rules are a social construct that might only exist in parallel dimensions. So no, yes, but also maybe? Gosh, don’t think too hard!

    Random Quotes from the Unconscious Collective

      • “Man, why does hero shooter slop get more attention than the thing I like…”
      • “All I know is you can’t trust llamas on Wednesdays.”
      • “The azure turtles ran for president in 2022.
      • “I’m convinced the ducks are watching me… especially in Minecraft.”

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  • Freakycraft

    Freakycraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒻𝓉 is a survival server with:

    • Datapacks such as VanillaTweaks

    • Plugins such as EssentialsX

    • Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp

    • A fun community willing to help new members find their way around the server

    • Polls voting on the next big thing to happen to the server

    • Fun events such as build battles and PvP battles

    • Active and passionate community-drawn discussions

    • Stealing from bases is allowed, but griefing bases is not

    • PvP combat is allowed

    freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBunnies: Colmar Adventures

    CraftyBunnies: Colmar Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking bunnies! Yes, you heard that right, talking bunnies!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TripDipNoFriendship

    TripDipNoFriendship

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time when your friend’s girlfriend told him to “go ahead and f*ck her” (yikes, talk about awkward!).

    On our server, you can escape to a world where the only fights are between creepers and players, and where the only disrespect you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the dust – because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

    And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of the real world, just log on and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who won’t tell you to do anything inappropriate – unless it’s to team up and take down the Ender Dragon together! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind – because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures together.

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  • Pre-ApprovedCraft

    Pre-ApprovedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where everyone is pre-approved for credit cards they don’t want! become a virtual millionaire and flex on all the peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe.

    build your own mansion made entirely of credit cards and live like a true baller. but beware, the credit card companies are always watching, ready to repo your virtual assets if you can’t pay up.

    join now and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility in a blocky, pixelated world. who needs real money when you have unlimited credit on our server? come live the high life and show off your wealth in the most ridiculous way possible.

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  • 🎣 Shady Fish & Gear Emporium – The Sunburned Survival Adventure! Java+Bedrock 1.20-1.21+

    🎣 Shady Fish & Gear Emporium – The Sunburned Survival Adventure! Java+Bedrock 1.20-1.21+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Server IP play.shaded.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

    Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

    Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

    Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

      • 🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!🎣✨
      • 🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron! 💰🌊
      • ⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences. 🛡️💪
      • 🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference! 🔒🏠
      • 🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless! 💎💸
      • 🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support! 🗳️👑
      • 🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded! 🏆🎉

    Shaded Image

    Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued. 🤝💻

    Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

    Stay connected with us through our Discord, Twitter, and website for the latest news, updates, and exclusive content:

    We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! 🎮💖

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the Shaded server? To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.
    Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. You can choose to participate or not based on your playstyle preferences.
    How do I protect my builds from griefing? Shaded has a robust land claiming and grief prevention system in place. You can easily claim your land and rest assured that your builds are safe.
    Are there custom features available on the server? Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as a Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, Custom Gear, Economy, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No Racism Minecraft Server

    No Racism Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Ablinoids and chinksects are like the most useless NPCs you’ll ever encounter. They can’t even reproduce, like seriously, what’s the point? But don’t worry, you won’t be as useless as them on our server!

    Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?

    So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SMP_KariOpeForestCraft

    SMP_KariOpeForestCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is Mori Calliope and her Extended Universe! Join us if you dare to face the tantalizing terror that flaps in the night.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mori Calliope herself once battled a horde of Endermen with nothing but a diamond sword and a stack of pork chops. And she emerged victorious, of course, because she’s a total boss.

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the zombie pigmen that guard the entrance – they have a taste for noobs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts terrifying and tantalizing, look no further than Mori Calliope and her Extended Universe. Join us and prepare to face the ultimate challenge – surviving in a world where the terror never sleeps.

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