Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so many green spaces that even the police shootings are lower! Like, seriously, our grass is so lush and green that it creates a force field of peace and tranquility. Plus, if you live in a county with high levels of social deprivation, the green spaces work even better at keeping the cops away! It’s like magic, but with grass. So come on over and experience the ultimate in safety and serenity while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Green Space Cop Stop
BlockParty: Desegregation Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where we be recreatin’ da Gautreaux Project but in block form! Come join us and experience da thrill of racial desegregation in da virtual world!Imagine building your own house in a white neighborhood and watchin’ as Black families move in and increase your future lifetime earnings and wealth! It’s like real life, but with blocks and creepers runnin’ around tryna blow up your hard work!
So come on down to our server and be a part of history in da makin’! Who knew desegregation could be so fun and blocky? Join now and let’s make some virtual magic happen!
LA Fireproof Fun Land
yo, dis server be lit like a wildfire in los angeles! we ain’t just buildin’ houses, we buildin’ COMMUNITIES, fam! come join us and help us fireproof all the things – houses, trees, even the chickens!we got crazy events like “Dodge the Fireball” where you gotta run from flaming zombies throwin’ fireballs at ya. winner gets a diamond helmet that’s fireproof – just like our communities, yo!
we also got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the firestorms and chill with the creepers. trust me, it’s a blast!
so come join us on dis server and help us make los angeles the safest place in minecraft! let’s fireproof everything together, one block at a time! 🔥🔥🔥
Urban Hazards Hotspots
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have 87 million Europeans running around getting exposed to natural hazards! It’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in Minecraft form!We got hotspots everywhere, baby! Urban density and economic disparities are our middle names. You’ll never know what’s gonna hit you next on this server. Will it be a tornado? A tsunami? Maybe even a volcanic eruption? Who knows, but it’s gonna be lit!
So come on down and join the chaos. Build your house in a wealthy urban area or a low-income rural region. Just watch out for those natural hazards, they’ll get ya every time. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in Minecraft style!
Millionaire SMP Philanthropy
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures. Like, one time I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and I was like, “Whaaaaat?!” And then I rode a pig off a cliff and it survived because it had a parachute or something.But wait, there’s more! The admins are like, super cool and they give out free enchanted golden apples every hour. And there’s this secret underground base where you can find a chest full of emeralds and cookies. It’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and llamas wearing sunglasses.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything is possible! And remember, if you find a chicken wearing a top hat, it’s probably me. Let’s build a giant statue of a potato together and conquer the world with our ridiculousness. YOLO!
Sprawl vs. Density: Blocky Bucks
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da wildest urban development patterns dat will blow ur mind. like, if u grew up in a high-sprawl neighborhood, ur earning potential gonna be lower than a dude who grew up in a denser hood. it’s like, da game knows ur destiny based on where u spawn in, man. come join us and see how ur socioeconomic outcome gonna be affected by our insane city layouts. it’s like real life, but in block form. u won’t regret it, bro.PubCraft: Taxed & Tipsy
Yo, u gotta join dis lit Minecraft server where we tax alcohol like crazy but pubs sell it cheap! It’s like a wild party every day, but also super safe cuz everyone’s gettin’ their drink on together. Plus, we foster a healthier drinking culture, so you won’t wake up with a hangover every morning. Come join the madness and let’s get drunk together in the virtual world! 🍻🎉 #CheersToThat #MinecraftPartyTimeCraftyCause: Building a Better World!
Are you passionate about causing chaos and mayhem in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the only cause we’re passionate about is having a good time!Join us and be part of epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now, don’t question it).
So if you’re ready to join a community of craziness and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac, then hop on board and let’s cause some chaos together!
Crafty Delivery South Africa
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server, where we celebrate 30 years of South Africa’s democracy by building the craziest structures ever!We got service delivery like you’ve never seen before – our admins will literally deliver diamonds to your doorstep in real life!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, like the corrupt politicians who try to steal your diamonds.
Build your own democracy-themed castle and rule over your friends with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make South Africa proud in the world of Minecraft!
WorldChangerMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to change the world…literally!On our server, you have the power to reshape the land, create new biomes, and even summon mythical creatures to do your bidding. Want to turn the entire world into a giant lava pit? Go for it! Feel like unleashing a horde of zombie chickens on your enemies? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).
But that’s not all! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house or seeing who can ride a pig the longest. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of diamond blocks (don’t ask how that works, it just does).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just change the world in ways you never thought possible!