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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8384 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
so you know how the CDC be all like “yo social isolation be makin’ people sad”? well guess what, we got the cure for that on our minecraft server! join us and never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole community of wacky players who will keep you entertained 24/7.
we even got a secret potion that makes you immune to depression, just drink it in game and boom, instant happiness! plus, our server is so lit that even the CDC is like “damn, we shoulda been playin’ minecraft this whole time.”
so come on down and join us, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be isolating yourself from is boredom!
