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CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

age, CommieCraft, communism, Communist China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, motherland, nationalism, Politics, president, relations, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

TaiwanCraft75: Xi’s Reunification!

75th birthday, Beijing, chinese communist party, Chinese foreign policy, Chinese nationalism, Chinese politics, Chinese President, Chinese reunification, Chinese sovereignty, Communist China, cross-strait relations, cross-strait tensions, mainland china, One China policy, reunification, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft75, Xi Jinping, XIS

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Crops Grown:	8712
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is as epic as xi’s vow to reunify china and taiwan? well now u can, cuz our server is lit af. we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of xi himself riding a dragon made out of diamonds.

join us on the eve of communist china’s 75th birthday and be part of the most epic celebration ever. we’ll have fireworks, parades, and even a reenactment of xi’s historic speech where he declared his intention to bring taiwan back into the fold.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be part of history in the making. xi would want u to.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	2994	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	112
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	8311	Dragon Eggs Found:	6655

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	988	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dimension Hops:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ores Mined:	3061
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	2910

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	41
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Emeralds Found:	8537	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!