so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!
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OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft
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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any entitled kids sticking their fingers in the wedding cake before the bride and groom cut it! Our server is a safe haven from preteen predators and society menaces – we guarantee you won’t find any nipple-pinching shenanigans here!Join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise that no one will throw a fit and throw themselves on the ground if they don’t get their way – unless, of course, it’s part of an epic Minecraft battle!
Don’t worry about your soon-to-be sister-in-law causing drama on our server. We have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow Minecrafters. And if anyone tries to bring their entitled kids to the server, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “blocky drama.”
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re the master of your own blocky destiny – no entitled kids allowed!
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BlockyBedrock Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft! We promise you’ll never be disappointed with our endless possibilities for fun and excitement.Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about exploring our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Bottom” where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from block to block suspended over a pit of lava. It’s like the floor is made of hot coals, but way more fun!
So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of excitement and satisfaction? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful in Bedrock Bottom)!
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CommentCraft
come join dis server where u can literally live in a comment section. imagine building ur house out of emojis and battling creepers with ur trusty keyboard sword. u can even ride on the back of a giant troll as u explore the vast world of memes and puns. join us and become the ultimate meme lord of the comment section world. but beware, trolls and haters lurk around every corner, ready to downvote ur creations. so come on, join us and let’s turn this comment section into a wild and wacky adventure!
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AnniversaryGoneWrong
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.
So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”
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ApologyCraft
so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.
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HandyCraftDinnerDrama
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!
Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave your PMS-induced sensitivities at the door, because here, we only deal with epic quests and building amazing structures.Our server is the perfect place to forget about insensitive boyfriends and their questionable jokes. We promise a safe and welcoming environment where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you build a giant tampon castle to symbolize your period woes? Or embark on a quest to defeat the evil PMS monster and restore peace to the land? Only on our server, of course!
Don’t be an asshole, join us today and let’s laugh, build, and play together in this wacky Minecraft world!
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NorthKoreanWasteMCServer
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BLAST LOUDSPEAKERS FOR 10 HOURS STRAIGHT TO SCARE OFF NORTH KOREAN WASTE BALLOONS. WE’RE LIKE THE CRAZIEST SERVER OUT THERE, YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH US. PLUS, OUR CREEPERS ARE TRAINED TO DANCE LIKE K-POP STARS, IT’S A SIGHT TO SEE. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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ExMinecraftDrama: No Visits, Just Blocks
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have firefighters, injured dads, and tearful daughters all coming together for a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the drama and emotions of a hospital stay, without any of the actual pain or suffering!Build your own hospital room and reenact the heart-wrenching decision of whether or not to let your daughter see you in a vulnerable state. Will you choose to protect her from the sight of machines and pain, or will you risk scaring her for life? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have exes who are furious with you, insisting that you were selfish for your decision. Will you stand your ground and defend your actions, or will you crumble under the pressure of their anger?
Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting choices, only on our Minecraft server! Who knew virtual hospitals could be so entertaining?