Just like how my aunt went from cool to strict in a matter of seconds, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. One minute you’re peacefully building a house, the next you’re caught in a heated argument over the best way to farm potatoes.
And just like how my aunt accused me of turning her daughter into a mini-hooker, our server is full of accusations and drama that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now for a gaming experience that’s crazier than my aunt’s sudden outbursts!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of wild wolves. You gotta tame them with bones and they’ll lead you to the treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music. It’s lit, bro.
So if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a blast!
Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – like dealing with a mom who thinks you’re “caked up” with money and wants you to pay for your own medication. Here, you can focus on gathering resources, exploring new lands, and maybe even taming a dragon or two (just kidding, we don’t have dragons…yet).
Don’t let your mom’s questionable financial decisions get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the last diamond in the mines. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story (and where your mom can’t borrow your hard-earned diamonds)!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no last-minute babysitting duties. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.
Don’t let your weekend get ruined by unexpected guests – join our server and let the only surprise be how awesome our community is! So come on in and leave the babysitting to someone else, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling?).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any annoying players who try to steal your loot. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
On our server, you can build your dream house without having to ask for permission to see it. You can also get all the nursing advice you need, without being ignored like on your group chat. And forget about being left out of inside jokes and exclusive trips – on our server, everyone is included!
So come join us and leave those exclusionary friends behind. Who needs them when you have a whole Minecraft community waiting to welcome you with open arms? Don’t be the third wheel in real life, be the star player on our server!
Join us for epic beach and boat trips that are never too sandy or boring – unless you’re into that kind of thing, then we can make it happen! Our vacations are always perfect, and our family time is never “to peoplely” because we’re all just a bunch of Minecraft characters anyway.
Need a ride in-game? No problem, we got you covered – and we won’t even ask for gas money! Want to hang out and play Minecraft together? We’ll drop everything and join you, because we’re all about that group bonding time.
And don’t worry about borrowing clothes – we have a strict policy of washing them after use and not taking them to our mom’s house (unless she plays Minecraft too, then she’s totally welcome to join us).
So come join our Minecraft server where the relationships are never one-sided, and the only drama you’ll find is in-game. Plus, we promise not to get angry at you for expressing your feelings – unless you try to tear our virtual family apart, then we might have to have a serious talk. But let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen because we’re all about that Minecraft love and friendship!
Our server is filled with players who know the importance of family and won’t guilt trip you into changing your plans just to accommodate their last-minute holiday bookings. We’ve got a community of supportive players who will have your back when your ex tries to bully you into giving up your show tickets for his convenience.
So, if you want a break from real-life drama and enjoy building virtual worlds with like-minded players, join our server now! Who needs a resort in the Med when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Plus, we promise no one will ever prioritize work over spending time with their kids on our server!
Hermitcraft: Hermitcraft is a well-known Minecraft server featuring a community of content creators who create collaborative and solo projects in a survival world. With a player-driven economy, custom items, and unique gameplay elements, Hermitcraft is a great option for players who enjoy the immersive experience of SlimeSMP.
The Pixelmon: The Pixelmon server combines the world of Minecraft with the popular Pokémon franchise. Players can explore a vast world, catch and train Pokémon, battle other trainers, and embark on their own adventure. With custom items, a player-driven economy, and unique gameplay elements, The Pixelmon offers a similar immersive experience to SlimeSMP.
Skyblock: Skyblock servers offer a unique twist on the traditional Minecraft survival experience by placing players on small islands in the sky. Players must gather resources, build their island, and complete challenges to progress. With a player-driven economy, custom items, and unique gameplay elements, Skyblock servers provide a similar immersive experience to SlimeSMP.
org.slimesmp.com
256×256 world, Be nice and you won’t get banned.
evrm.ee:25511
A server to make friends and have a good time, play chill and have fun together, no toxicity, just sanity, this server has mods with voice chat so you can interact with other people
23.230.3.177:25732
A friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. Running on the latest Minecraft Version. Founded in 2020 by Minecraft Youtubers. Active, friendly, and mature community.
| Discord | Click here to join Discord |
|---|---|
| Server | play.luckygemsmp.com |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, you must apply via Discord to play. |
| Are there game-altering plugins? | No, there are no game-altering plugins. |
| Is there a teleporting plugin? | No, travel by foot or use nether tunnels for faster travel. |
| Is there an economy plugin? | No, players compete in a trust-based diamond economy. |
| Is there a land claim plugin? | No, find a free spot and start building. |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to gather rare resources like golden pineapples and diamond-encrusted coconuts. Build your own favela-inspired base or create a replica of the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue.
But beware, the mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. You’ll have to fend off capoeira-dancing skeletons and carnivorous piranhas as you explore the Brazilian wilderness.
So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Brazilification! Who knows, you might even run into a friendly toucan or two along the way. Viva la Brazil!
But that’s not all – we have 3D-printed robot scaffolding, electrical interfaces, and who knows what else we’ll come up with next! Will you be the one to discover the true potential of mushroom-powered robots? Join now and be a part of this crazy cyborg industry in the making! Who needs redstone when you have mushrooms controlling your creations? Let’s get shroomin’!
Join our server and stand tall as you face off against other players in epic battles and quests. Don’t worry about getting called an asshole for standing, because here, we celebrate your dedication to the game!
Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for some fun, our server is the place to be. So come on over and let’s stand together in the name of Minecraft glory! Who needs seats when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and let the standing revolution begin!
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been terrified of running out of food in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, food magically appears in your inventory every time you take a bite. You’ll never go hungry again, no matter how much you eat!
And if you’re scared of heights, don’t worry. Our server has anti-gravity blocks that allow you to float in the air like a majestic unicorn. Soar through the skies and never worry about falling to your doom again!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your fears behind. Who knew a virtual world could be so comforting and hilarious at the same time?
But yo, forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! Just don’t tell the Ender Dragon, he’s a bit touchy about his bling.
So, if you wanna escape the real world craziness and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, come on down to our server! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they be aimin’ for your booty like it’s a bullseye. Trust me, you don’t wanna end up like Steve with an arrow in your knee!