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  • BornTooLateCraft

    BornTooLateCraft
    Are you tired of being born 10 years too late for the golden age of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to transport you back to a time when creepers were the scariest thing in your life (besides your mom finding out you’ve been playing for hours instead of doing your homework).

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling?).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any annoying players who try to steal your loot. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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  • FriendshipFiasco Minecraft Server

    FriendshipFiasco Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like the third wheel in your own friendship group? Join our Minecraft server and never feel left out again! Our server is the perfect place for those who have been excluded by their so-called friends.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without having to ask for permission to see it. You can also get all the nursing advice you need, without being ignored like on your group chat. And forget about being left out of inside jokes and exclusive trips – on our server, everyone is included!

    So come join us and leave those exclusionary friends behind. Who needs them when you have a whole Minecraft community waiting to welcome you with open arms? Don’t be the third wheel in real life, be the star player on our server!

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  • SisSidedCraft

    SisSidedCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the relationships are anything but one-sided! Unlike OP’s sister, we actually care about each other and put in effort to make sure everyone is having a good time.

    Join us for epic beach and boat trips that are never too sandy or boring – unless you’re into that kind of thing, then we can make it happen! Our vacations are always perfect, and our family time is never “to peoplely” because we’re all just a bunch of Minecraft characters anyway.

    Need a ride in-game? No problem, we got you covered – and we won’t even ask for gas money! Want to hang out and play Minecraft together? We’ll drop everything and join you, because we’re all about that group bonding time.

    And don’t worry about borrowing clothes – we have a strict policy of washing them after use and not taking them to our mom’s house (unless she plays Minecraft too, then she’s totally welcome to join us).

    So come join our Minecraft server where the relationships are never one-sided, and the only drama you’ll find is in-game. Plus, we promise not to get angry at you for expressing your feelings – unless you try to tear our virtual family apart, then we might have to have a serious talk. But let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen because we’re all about that Minecraft love and friendship!

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  • ExBlockcation: Kids Edition

    ExBlockcation: Kids Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with an ex who puts work over their own kids? Look no further, join our server and escape the drama of co-parenting with a man who thinks a poolside vacation is more important than his daughter’s sports competition!

    Our server is filled with players who know the importance of family and won’t guilt trip you into changing your plans just to accommodate their last-minute holiday bookings. We’ve got a community of supportive players who will have your back when your ex tries to bully you into giving up your show tickets for his convenience.

    So, if you want a break from real-life drama and enjoy building virtual worlds with like-minded players, join our server now! Who needs a resort in the Med when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Plus, we promise no one will ever prioritize work over spending time with their kids on our server!

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  • MineLink: Threats & Minerals

    MineLink: Threats & Minerals
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US government is getting involved? well, u found it, fam! this server is so epic that the US is threatening to shut off Starlink if ukraine doesn’t sign some deal for minerals. like, what even is that? who cares, just join our server and be part of the chaos! we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, who knows, maybe ukraine will sign the deal and we’ll have even more drama to laugh about. don’t miss out, join now!

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  • SMP: 69SecondsOfFun

    SMP: 69SecondsOfFun
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this train. So like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like. We got a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And like, the perfect length of time for sex on this server? Bro, it’s like, infinity. You’ll be mining and crafting for days on end, never wanting to leave. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a noob.

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  • CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraze Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say hi to your friend’s boyfriend without causing drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous encounters and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality. Who knows, you might even run into your friend’s boyfriend while shopping at the virtual Mall! So come on, join us and let’s see what crazy adventures await!

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  • MomMinecraftShopNoob

    MomMinecraftShopNoob
    Are you tired of your mom stealing your toothbrushes and getting mad every time you buy something for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can buy all the electric toothbrushes you want without any mom drama!

    Our server is filled with epic quests and adventures, just like the quest to find a toothbrush that your mom won’t steal. Build your dream toothbrush fortress and defend it from toothbrush thieves (aka your mom)!

    But beware, there may be hidden toothbrush monsters lurking in the shadows, ready to snatch your precious dental hygiene tools. Will you be able to protect your toothbrushes and conquer the toothbrush-stealing mom once and for all?

    Join now and experience the craziest toothbrush-related shenanigans in the Minecraft universe! Because in this world, toothbrushes are serious business.

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  • BalticCraft Sabotage

    BalticCraft Sabotage
    omg, so like, this server is so lit that even Sweden is investigating it! apparently, there’s some crazy sabotage going on with a Baltic Sea telecoms cable, like what even is that? but hey, if you wanna be part of a server so epic that it’s making headlines, then you gotta join us! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret conspiracy while building your epic Minecraft creations. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • Auntie’s Kiddie-Free Minecraft Server

    Auntie’s Kiddie-Free Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and responsibilities. Just like our player who found themselves in a sticky situation with their aunt and her demanding children, you too can experience the thrill of balancing work, school, and babysitting duties in our virtual world.

    But fear not, for on our server, you won’t have to pay rent or buy your own food. In fact, you can build your dream house with all the furnishings you desire, without any judgment from your virtual family members.

    And if you ever need a break from watching over toddlers or dealing with demanding relatives, simply log on to our server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can have all the fun and adventure in Minecraft?

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