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  • UkraineCraft Server – Build Walls, Not Cutoffs!

    UkraineCraft Server – Build Walls, Not Cutoffs!

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    so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. it’s like a crazy fantasy land on steroids, man. and get this, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. it’s lit, fam.

    and like, the best part is, we got this super rare block that can only be found in our server. it’s called the “dabstone” and if you find it, you become the king of the server. everyone bows down to you and you get a crown made out of diamonds. it’s like, totally epic.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet panda that can do backflips and breakdance? yeah, he’s like the coolest panda in all of Minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

    so like, if you wanna have the time of your life and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the madness, bro!

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  • SelfCheckoutSquadCraft

    SelfCheckoutSquadCraft

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    Welcome to the Chaos Cart: Grocery Store Odyssey

    Dive straight into a dystopian shopping experience where grocery carts hold the secrets of the universe and self-checkouts reveal the true nature of reality! Join us in the Chaos Cart, a Minecraft server dedicated to exploring the absurdities of social interactions through the lens of pixelated madness.


    Introduction: The Checkout Paradox

    In a world where every scan matters and every transaction is a stepping stone to cosmic enlightenment, decide for yourself: was it rude to cut the line? In this twisted realm, social norms are as flimsy as a paper receipt. You may feel the oppressive gaze of lurking spectators whose judgment can shatter dimensions! The checkout aisle is a battleground for the socially anxious and a hideout for those brave enough to buck the system. Will you challenge the universe’s balance or submit to the tyrannical order of grocery etiquette?


    Server Features: A Surreal Shopping Experience

    FeatureDescription
    Self-Checkout of DoomNavigate an ever-chaotic self-checkout experience where items randomly multiply! Beware of the cursed avocados!
    Social Anxiety SimulatorParticipate in quests that amplify your in-game social awkwardness; perform pickups and checkouts under immense pressure!
    The Rude-O-MeterMeasure your rudeness levels against community standards—can you keep them in check?
    Cosmic Cart BattlesEngage in chaotic PvP battles where victory is determined by who can load their cart the fastest!
    Inventory BacklashMismanage your groceries and face the wrath of dimensional anomalies—good luck with that!

    Conspiracy Corner: The Cart Wars

    Rumor has it the Cart Wars are not just a playful skirmish! They are a cover-up by intergalactic grocery entities trying to maintain control over the pricing of essential goods. Why did bread prices rise overnight? The Illuminati of the Grocery Aisle has an explanation, but it involves redaction.

    WARNING: This server may lead to existential crises and impromptu philosophical debates in the snack aisle. Beware of the Great Grocery Ghosts—champions of checkout queues!


    Player Testimonials: Contradictory Nonsense

    “I entered for the carts but was welcomed by an army of sentient bananas. Rude? No! Just delightfully chaotic!” — BraveBagger23

    “My boyfriend still insists we stand one inch apart. This server made our checkout nightmares a bonding experience!” — CartSurfer99


    FAQ: The Enigmatic Answers You Didn’t Need

    • Is there an easy way to avoid confrontation?

      Contact often leads to confrontation by default. Embrace it!

    • Why are there shopping carts flying across the map?

      This is simply the essence of freedom in the grocery cosmos!

    • Can we actually find explanations for this madness?

      Perhaps! But only if you dare to dig through layers of unreason!


    Secret Features: What They Don’t Want You to Know

    • The Hidden Cart Altar: Offers blessings to those who pay homage to the spirits of expired coupons and forgotten loyalty cards.
    • Grocery Angler: An NPC who trades stolen shopping carts for powerful items…or just a good laugh!
    • Infinite Checkout Lines: A secret dimension where time stands still, and social etiquette ceases to exist!

    Join Us: The Cult of Grocery Warriors

    The Chaos Cart is not just a server; it’s a way of life. Will you obey the oppressive forces that dictate your checkout experience, or will you forge your own path through the madness? Step into our world where every block tells a story, every fruit may hold a truth, and every cart may just unlock the door to an alternate universe.

    Beware: Once you enter, there’s no telling if you’ll come out the same—or if you’ll want to. Join now… if you dare! 🛒✨

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  • Why They Call You Witch

    Why They Call You Witch

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    JOIN NOW! Experience the Infinite Despair of Blocky Reality!

    Are you ready to plunge into the abyss and question everything? This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the BEST and WORST experience you’ll ever have! Trust me, your sanity will thank you as you spiral into delightful confusion. Join us where redstone circuits echo with the laughter of the unworthy, and beds are actually made of nightmares. Forget logic — we thrive in delightful chaos!

    Features That Make You Go HUH?!

    FeatureExplanation
    Zombie-Powered RollercoastersRide the screams of the undead while your mind decays like a forgotten potato!
    Inverse Gravity BlocksWhy float among the clouds when you can plummet through the floor of existence?
    Endless Water LavaIf you thought Minecraft was about mining, THINK AGAIN! Swim in the depths of confusion!
    Exploding TreesChop wood, and pray it won’t explode into a million regrets! Nature fights back!
    Dimension of Infinite MobsEvery mob is a llama, and every llama has a secret! What are they hiding?!

    Freaky FAQ Section: Nothing Makes Sense

    Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends are illusions. You don’t need them when you have imaginary creepers.

    Q: Is there a reset button? A: Reset? A concept created by the government to keep you from transcending reality! No resets, only endlessly spiraling loops!

    Q: How do I leave this server? A: Leaving? Oh, darling, you never really leave. You just fall into the pit of subconscious awareness…

    Random Quotes From the Abyss:

    “you wonder why they call you bitch?” Proof that language is merely the shell of meaning! Embrace the weird!

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  • EutelCraft Minecraft Server

    EutelCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is out of this world? well, this server is so outta this world, eutelsat is talkin to the EU bout replacin starlink in ukraine with it! can u believe it?

    join this server for a chance to be part of a intergalactic minecraft experience! build ur own space station, mine for moon rocks, and battle aliens from a faraway galaxy!

    our CEO even confirmed that this server is the future of gaming, so u know it’s gonna be lit! don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of history, join now and blast off into a minecraft adventure like no other!

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  • MuskCraft Server: Putin Approved!

    MuskCraft Server: Putin Approved!

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    so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, elon musk and putin have been like, bffs for two whole years, and they’re like, totally obsessed with our server. they even built a secret base together where they plan world domination using only diamond swords and enchanted armor.

    if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, join our server now! we have crazy events like pig racing and creeper karaoke. plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want.

    so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with elon and putin too.

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  • Starlink DishCraft 3000

    Starlink DishCraft 3000

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    so like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s like a glorified DirectTV dish. but like, not really. cuz dis server is out of dis world, literally. like, u can build ur own space station and fly to different planets and stuff.

    also, there’s like a secret dungeon where u can find rare loot and fight off space aliens. and if u reach the end of the dungeon, u get a special weapon that shoots lasers.

    oh, and did i mention there’s a pet alien that follows u around and helps u mine for diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

    so, if u wanna join dis crazy server, just type in da IP: starlink.About.space. and get ready for an out-of-this-world adventure!

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  • Name Game: Last Laugh Land

    Name Game: Last Laugh Land

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    Welcome to the Chaotic Nomenclature Minecraft Server: Where Identity Is Just a Block Away!

    Step into the Abyss

    Greetings, brave players! Here you stand on the precipice of utter madness, where your name can be more than mere letters; it can be a weapon, a shield, or an identity crisis waiting to happen! Dive deep into the Chaotic Nomenclature server, where we bend the very fabric of reality and names themselves become an elaborate game of Minecraft Tetris. Are you ready to swap your identity for a diamond pickaxe? Only the courageous dare to tread these pixelated grounds!


    Features of the Platform:

    ✨ Embrace the Chaotic Nature!✨

    FeatureDescription
    Identity Swap ArenaConfuse your friends by changing your in-game name mid-battle! Is that Steve, or has he become Kelly? We don’t know, though we’re sure they’ll figure it out…eventually!
    Name Compression ChamberTransform your name into a nonsensical amalgamation of letters, like "Monaboom Bing" or "Geller Gloo"! Why stick to reality?
    Inter-Sibling Confusion TrialsCompete against fellow players to see who can outconfuse the masses. The winner gets all the spoils—obscure and utterly confusing names!
    Chaos Generation MechanicEnter a realm fired up by matrimonially charged chaos! Each player’s choices have cascading effects—just like a family argument but with more creepers!

    Player Testimonials

    “I thought I was just logging in for a quick game, and suddenly I’m being addressed as ‘Monica Phoebe Blazingheart’? Who’s to say!” — An unsuspecting traveler, left thrilled yet bewildered.

    “My cousin changed her name six times in one session—I couldn’t keep up. Now, I just call her ‘It’—but who knows if ‘It’ actually IS ‘It’?” — A confused veteran, now a proud member of the game’s lore.


    Whispers of Ancient Conspiracies

    Rumor has it, our server is more than a mere playground for your Minecraft fantasies—it’s a front for something much deeper. Perhaps the Illuminati wants you to contemplate the hypocrisy of name changes!

    These ancient legends say you should:

    • Beware the Name Eater: A legendary bug known to devour players’ identities unless they sacrifice a pizza slice on the altar of confusion!
    • The Saga of the Lost Middle Name: Once a player dared to throw their middle name into the End! They say if you listen closely, you can still hear it echoing through the void!

    Secret Features Ahead

    • Mystery Drop Event: Every hour, experience the thrill of randomly switching names with other players! It’s a name-flipping frenzy that will leave you questioning your very existence!
    • Endless Embezzlement of Identity: Take on jobs where your name matters… but only if you have the right “family ties.” Forget being ‘Jobless in Minecraft’; now you’re ‘Jobless in Nomenclature’!

    FAQs That Don’t Quite Help

    Q: Why can’t I pick my name freely? A: Because freedom is an illusion! The greater chaos demands a sacrifice of two golden apples!

    Q: Can my dog play Minecraft? A: Unclear, but be ready to face your judgment if they attempt to change their name!

    Q: Is the server really open to anyone? A: Only those who surrender their dignity can enter! Bring chaos upon thy neighbors—how could you resist?


    An Invitation To Madness

    Ready to embrace the absurd? Craft your identity, shatter your perceptions, and challenge everything you thought you knew about names! Join the Chaotic Nomenclature Minecraft Server—where every pixel is a clue that leads you deeper into a rabbit hole of chaotic features, conspiracies, and, maybe, a fleeting spark of sanity… or none at all! Will you conform or transform? Choose wisely before you’re left in the void of confusion forever!

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  • Ride or DIY: AITA Adventures

    Ride or DIY: AITA Adventures

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    Welcome to ChaosCraft: The Fellowship of the Gaslight!

    In a world where friendships burn brighter than the sun yet flicker like a dying flame, we invite you to step aboard the chaotic chariot known as ChaosCraft. Strap in, for the rollercoaster of reality and pixelated absurdity awaits, blending the mundane with the majestic, the serious with the surreal!

    🚗 The Legend of the Spare Change Rebellion

    Why are we here? Legend has it that amidst the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, a tragic tale unfolded. Two friends, bound by loyalty and the fumes of gasoline, now teeter on the brink of merciless betrayal! Join us in our quest to navigate these treacherous friendships that exist on a knife’s edge. Will you assist in settling the age-old dispute over thirty dollars, or will you choose the path of darkness and deception?

    🔥 Server Features – Gas Prices & Friendship Fractures:

    FeatureDescription
    Money Grab MechanicsPlayers can lend or borrow “friendship tokens” for gas!
    Gaslight ModeTurn friends against each other with sinister gas prices!
    Betrayal PointsEarn points for every friend you convince to stop talking!
    Dynamic Vehicle EconomySave for your own minecart or karate chop your way to freedom!
    The Best Friend ExperienceDrive others mad with your secrets yet share nothing of your own!

    📜 Testimonials from the Hall of Echoes

    “I asked for a ride once and they drove me straight into a lava pit. Worth every penny.” – NotAMostLoyalFriend42

    “$30? I could have bought a block of diamond instead. Life decisions!” – SlightlyConfusedAndBroke16

    👻 FAQ – Conspiracies to Keep You Confused!

    • Q: Why did you name this server ChaosCraft? A: Because “Friendship Fallacies” didn’t have the same ring!

    • Q: What if I don’t have any friends? A: Join us in our quest to steal friends from others!

    • Q: Can I get a refund if I lose all my friends? A: Refunds? Like feelings, we don’t do those here!

    Secret Features for This Eternal Blocky Battle:

    • The Random “Just Friends” Event: Every third full moon, watch as friends quarrel or unfriend on Twitter while fighting Creepers!
    • Conspiracy Easters: Rumor has it the server was banned in 12 countries because someone declared themselves the Lord of Middle Gas—but we won’t divulge the details!
    • The Brotherhood of Scorned Gamers: Join us and form alliances with fellow abandoned friends and embrace the chaos of misunderstood words and broken bonds!

    🌪️ The Call to Arms

    Join us, brave adventurer! Embrace the unpredictable nature of friendships entwined around the fuel of life. But beware—this isn’t just another block-building adventure; it’s a treacherous landscape of alliances forged in flames and secrets concealed in shadows. Enter at your own risk, and remember: every gaslight could lead to outright betrayal!

    Push the boundaries of your sanity. Feel the absurd pull of gas prices. Become what you were meant to be—either a friend or a foe, the choice is yours as the saga of ChaosCraft unfurls! ✨

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  • StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

    StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u know that place where u can build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is, like, the bomb dot com! u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this crazy story about how Poland spat and then Elon Musk was all like, “Ukraine can keep Starlink, yo!” and we were all like, whaaat?! so, like, if u wanna be part of this epic saga, u gotta join this server, man. plus, we have, like, the best parties with creepers and skeletons and, like, u can ride pigs and stuff. it’s, like, totally rad, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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  • ShoutOutForLifetopia

    ShoutOutForLifetopia

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    Welcome to the Enigma of Little’s Realm: The Dog-Petting Paradox!

    Step in, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon a Minecraft server shrouded in absurdity and whispers of an otherworldly mystery. Here, the rules of reality twist like a vine, spiraling down into realms where dogs speak in riddles and the elderly ask too many questions. Hold onto your pickaxes as you traverse through enchanted biomes full of confusion!


    The Legend of Little

    Deep in the pixelated forests, whispers tell tales of Little—a being both magical and misunderstood, who communicates in babbles that carry the weight of worlds. The elders wander, drawn to his innocent charm, only to be ensnared in their own spirals of curiosity. Will you help decipher the chatter of the cosmos, or will you be just another lost soul questioning fate itself?


    Features of the Chaotic Landscape

    • Pet the Dogs: Engage in baffling encounters with enchanted canines that might just hold the keys to your dreams (or nightmares).
    FeatureDescription
    Elderly ObserversOld villagers follow you with unsettling curiosity.
    Speech-Delay SpellsRandomly induced hiccups in your communication every other 10 minutes.
    Gait of the UnstableExperience erratic movements that keep you guessing your next step.
    • Random Weather Phenomena: Expect sudden downpours of confetti while existential rain clouds ponder the meaning of life.

    • Absurd Challenges: Do you dare to answer the Riddle of The Rude Lady, or will you invoke the wrath of the village sweepers?

    Testimonials from the Abyss

    "I asked why my blocks weren’t building and the server told me to ask the nearby dog. It was barking in a dialect I could barely comprehend." — A Curious Builder

    "I came for the block stacking, but I stayed because I never understood life more than when Little pointed at the sky." — An Enigmatic Explorer


    Conspiratorial Whispers in the Wind

    This server is rumored to have been banned in over 12 countries, the reasons undocumented and untraceable. Are we tapping into a dimension where problems solve themselves—or a global conspiracy silenced by the villainous forces of order?


    Frequently Distorted Questions:

    • Q: Can I escape the peculiarities of this server? A: Escape? What is escape but a delusion crafted by unknowing minds? Stay and face your existential fears!

    • Q: What if I fail the challenges? A: Failure is but another name for enlightenment’s glimmer! Or just ranks you lower in our absurd leaderboard.

    The Call to Absurd Adventure

    Join us in this uncanny realm where reality is merely a suggestion and the lines between sanity and chaos blur like the colors of a sunset on a blocky horizon. Will you uncover the truth behind Little, or reel back in horror as you realize you’ve entered a world where the absurd reigns supreme?

    Join today! If you dare. Before a dog woofs your destiny away…


    Warning: Side effects may include confusion, manic laughter, and the uncontrollable urge to pet every pixelated creature in sight. Proceed with caution into the unknown!

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  • KiwiCraft OlySpy LOL

    KiwiCraft OlySpy LOL

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    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CANADA WANTS TO SPY ON US LIKE WE’RE OLYMPIC ATHLETES! TWICE, Y’ALL! THEY CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND PVP STRATEGIES. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE DRAMA! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL CATCH A GLIMPSE OF A DRONE FLYING OVERHEAD, JUST TRYING TO STEAL OUR SECRETS. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE BECOME TOO FAMOUS FOR OUR OWN GOOD!

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  • PeeShyCraft

    PeeShyCraft

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    join our epic minecraft server and pee next to as many people as you want! no more shy bladder, just pure unadulterated pee fun! our server is filled with toilets and urinals for all your peeing needs.

    imagine the thrill of sneaking up on someone mid-pee and scaring the pee right out of them! or challenge your friends to a pee-off and see who can pee the longest.

    but that’s not all! we also have a pee-themed parkour course where you have to jump from toilet to toilet without falling into the pee-filled water below.

    so come on down to our server and let the pee games begin! who knew peeing in minecraft could be so much fun?

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  • PixelatedSeculars

    PixelatedSeculars

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    Yo, bruh, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got secularists running the show, man. They ain’t just nonreligious, they all about that evidence-based, rational thinkin’. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where you gotta use your brain and stuff.

    Imagine building a giant statue of Charles Darwin or creating a pixel art representation of the scientific method. We even have a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments on creepers and zombies.

    And get this, every Sunday we have a virtual debate club where you can argue about the existence of Herobrine or whether redstone is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s get our secularism on in Minecraft!

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  • EmrysSMP

    EmrysSMP

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    We’re excited to welcome you into a chilled but vibrant community on the EmrysSMP!

    We run on 1.20.4, on Paper.

    Vanilla+ Mainly vanilla gameplay in the Overworld and Nether. Land claiming, to protect against grief against your builds. Earn EmrysCoins from mining blocks and killing hostile mobs! Shear pigs for porkchops, cows for beef, chickens for chicken, horses for leather, and bees for honeycomb. Access a Personal Vault anytime for storage on the go. More easter eggs to find (we don’t want to spoil the fun by listing everything here). Proximity chat!

    Minigames Casino with Roulette and Slots to have fun with your EmrysCoins (NB: no real-money bets permitted), 8-Ball Pool, Chess, Connect 4, MineSweeper, Sudoku, Parkour (coming soon), and so many more!

    Community We’re an inclusive, LGBTQIA+ led community. We allow a high level of banter, but are vigilant about player safety and mental health.

    Join the fun Head to our discord at https://discord.emrys.tv to receive join instructions, or find the EmrysSMP modpack on CurseForge/Modrinth!

    emryssmp.bkmc.au:25562

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  • CraftMineBe Minecraft server

    CraftMineBe Minecraft server

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    Server for comfortable survival with other players, here you can play with inventory saving and get achievements (server for Minecraft PE). Link to the server tg channel: https://t.me/+SDWkEz9FEUpkZmEy

    panda.de.freemcserver.net:25783

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  • BedRock & Java server 1.21 – 1.20 USA Join Now

    BedRock & Java server 1.21 – 1.20 USA   Join Now

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    Welcome to MoreFun- USA 1.20 – 1.21 Java

    Since 2020, MoreFun has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we have a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! §bNo Server Resets, Online Map, Discord, PVP, §r §aEconomy, Shop, Claim land, Survival, No Phantoms, (apexmc.co)Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

    Rules:1. No cheats2. No griefing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No Cheating Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No Mods9. No toxic players10. No AdvertisingFor more detail on our rules type /rules

    morefun.apexmc.co

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  • Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

    Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

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    Seraph’s Wild Server

    Seraph’s Wild Server Overview

    Key Features
    Just Chill
    Events/Contests
    A Commitment to Vanilla
    Trust-Based Community
    Made for Mature Players

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?This server offers a mature, relaxed space for Minecraft players who enjoy a vanilla experience and a trust-based community. Events, contests, and a commitment to preserving the integrity of vanilla Minecraft make it a great place to unwind and have fun.
    How can I join the server?You can join by sending a message on Discord to jaylowa and submitting an application in the #-whitelist-app channel. For any questions, reach out to jaylowa on Discord.

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  • RTXCraft Minecraft Server

    RTXCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle the game? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with an RTX 3060 and 16GB of RAM to give you the ultimate gaming experience!

    Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!

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  • WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

    WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

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  • SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic llama races to the death!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”

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