OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣
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BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP
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BlockyBootyCraft
Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.
And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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QatarCraft TV Banned!
so, like, this server is so lit that even the Palestinian Authority had to take a break from watching Al-Jazeera to join in on the fun! they were like, “we need a break from all this serious news, let’s go build some epic structures and battle some creepers on this server, yo!” if this server is good enough for a whole government to take a break from watching TV, then you know it’s gotta be epic! come join us and see what all the hype is about, you won’t regret it!
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UglyDudeDatingPro
Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be drowning in diamonds and dates in no time. Our players are so charming, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer admiration. Plus, our custom mods will give you a makeover so hot, even the Ender Dragon will be asking for your number. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start swiping right on success!
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ExBedSMP – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, my ex was totally bad in bed because he couldn’t even build a decent house in Minecraft, like, what a noob, am I right? But on this server, we have the best builders who can make the most epic creations, like a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it’s insane!And get this, on this server, we have this crazy story where the creepers are actually secretly plotting to take over the world and turn all the pigs into evil overlords. It’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters, I can’t even handle it!
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous storylines, then you gotta join this server. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF! Don’t be a noob like my ex, come join the fun!
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CraftyKidnapEscape
Are you tired of being held hostage and forced to write fake letters to your loved ones? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and use our secret code language to let your friends and family know you’re in distress without your kidnapper catching on! Build elaborate structures that spell out “HELP ME” from above, or create a hidden underground bunker filled with SOS signals. The possibilities are endless on our server, where survival is not just a game – it’s a way of life. Join now and start sending out those cries for help in the most creative ways possible!
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IdiotLoveGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, and everyone had to bow down to them or face the wrath of the potato army. It was bananas!And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a dance party in the Nether and ended up summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to join in. It was like a rave from hell, but in a good way, you know?
Plus, there’s this one player who is convinced they are actually a llama in real life and only communicates through llama noises. It’s both confusing and hilarious at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is full of wacky adventures and ridiculous moments, then you have to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
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CraftyLove Minecraft SMP
Lol, bro, forget relationships, join this Minecraft SMP for the real deal! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our world is practically made out of diamonds. And get this, our mobs are all trained to do the Macarena dance whenever you walk by. It’s like a party 24/7, bro.Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.
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CraftyLove: Green Flags Only
Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is filled with diamond-level players who know how to treat you like the queen or king you are.Join us if you’re into players who know how to enchant you with their charm and mine your heart away. Our server is like a love potion, guaranteed to make you fall head over heels in love with Minecraft all over again.
So, if you’re looking for a love story that’s more epic than the Ender Dragon battle, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise.
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Portal Message Billing Fun
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.
so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.