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  • Near Vanilla

    Near Vanilla

    Near Vanilla Server Overview

    Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.

    Server Details:

    IPplay.nearvanilla.com
    Websitehttps://nearvanilla.com
    Server GuideOur Notion Page
    Maphttps://map.nearvanilla.com

    Requirements:

    18+ only

    Mature and Respectful

    Zero Tolerance Policy:

    No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

    The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

    • Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
    • WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
    • Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
    • Custom plugins created for our server

    To apply through Discord, click the link below:

    Apply here!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I join if I am under 18?Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only.
    Are there rules against griefing?Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences.
    What should I do if I see someone hacking?Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately.
    Can I suggest new features for the server?Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server.

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    VacayVillains Minecraft Server
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